Parody Poems | Examples of Parody Poetry

Bagels have holes in, my garden has moles in Some teeth have gold in and some text has bold in Teeth, moles and text is a song no one sings But holes must be some of my favourite things Donuts have holes in, the ocean has shoals in I’ve got a door that is letting the cold in Seas, fish and...

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Suppose for a moment Superman had no nose Three eyes And one leg three inches too short He’d surely need a better disguise… Or would he? ...

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As he gently pressed his lips against her photograph His one last hope; to see her once again A tear ran down his cheek as he spoke her name… Penny Laine He sits there with the roof down on his motor car And cursed the rock on which she tripped and fell The lifeboats; they had searched the sea in pouring...

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It rhymed “desire” with “funeral pyre,” and closed with “...thus, I stand redeemed.” The judge said, “Odd—no space, all fire.” Each line marched out like neat attire, iambs in rows, a formal dream— it rhymed “desire” with “funeral pyre.” An echo here, a fractured lyre, a sunset soaked in self-esteem … The judge said, “Odd—no space, all fire.” The...

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Oh, the joy of telemarketers, Who call you up without a care, With offers they believe are clever, But really just provoke despair. They call with grand insurance plans, Covid kits and credit schemes, As if I’m some prized target For their automated dreams. “End-of-life” expense protection — Oh, what a cheery nightly theme! I nod along sarcastically Inside my caller-haunted dreams. And then there’s Medicare, of...

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All my friends are round And their hair is gray I can hardly walk On class reunion day I'd be safe and warm If I'd stayed in bed today Class reunion dreamin' Oh what a telling day Fell down in a lurch When stumbling 'long the way Well, I got up on my knees And there I was...

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nuts and bolts rammed in each line ~ screwed up like a monoku frankenstein...

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/ "Like Open-Mic Explosions from the End of Language". ~ Chat-GPT / _____ Madmen leaked a rash of sky-blue puddle; fatally cloistered the hat-flu's hubble - To wit: - the half-time half-life smile of she and the other half-wonder of me. Far far ready to say maybe to love; moved in half-dream to plumb half-baked memories. ("But weren't their novel 'dogs-of-war' and lovely...

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You took this man from rags to riches..When you spent all Heaven had to spare.' Your Sons blood bought me real redemption..Oh Father how you truly care.' Now I'll no longer be that beg-gar.' You've made my golden Dreams come true..' For He took my rags and gave back Riches, now my destiny is up to you.' My clothes may...

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The emperors have no clothes on! People are living in a trance Psychologists like to call it cognitive dissonance Perhaps even a carefully crafted chance To see what isn't there, only to praise a hollow show, While truth and reason disappear, common senses go. It’s just simply a situation gone sad I can’t help but wonder, have we been had or merely...

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Orchestrated they succumb onto her board scene ~ As success thrills the ordained Queen of mean—poet Once upon a time, there was a Queen with a magic flute in her throat Beknownst to all the villagers as the P i e d P i p e r e s s Without losing...

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proud to be an american (in jest) i saw the mailman steal my letter i saw the tax man steal my dime just when i thought things were better i saw the preacher steal my time i saw the mexican steal my border and the terrorist steal my plane gas so high...

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Planting a seed of deceit to escape the blame, Even the blind could see the trick in that dance. Tangled deep in the web of truth-coloured falsehoods, Dodgy as a broken glass that reflects beauty. Only the trueness of its heart sees clear the truth~ Giving its forked tongue some time to rue its regret. Care nor love enough to make...

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As poet, I never said I was any good. If you think I did, you've misunderstood. I only said that between me and Shakespeare, there's only one winner-take-all there. And I left it up to you to guess who....

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I bought me a horse from a feller named Clyde, said, "She’s gentle and sweet, just a joy for to ride." Well, "Maybe" she was, and maybe she weren't-- the first thing she did was dump me in dirt. I saddled up hopeful, boots shiny and proud, "Maybe" just yawned and sat down on the ground. I pulled, and I pushed,...

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