Class Reunion Dreamin'All my friends are round
And their hair is gray
I can hardly walk
On class reunion day
I'd be safe and warm
If I'd stayed in bed today
Class reunion dreamin'
Oh what a telling day
Fell down in a lurch
When stumbling 'long the way
Well, I got up on my knees
And there I was...
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Categories:
parody, age, angst, fate, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
poetry upgrade 1-7
nuts and bolts rammed in each line ~ screwed up like a monoku frankenstein...
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Categories:
parody, perspective,
Form: Monoku
Didn't we all become poets ii
/ "Like Open-Mic Explosions from the End of Language". ~ Chat-GPT /
_____
Madmen leaked a rash of sky-blue puddle;
fatally cloistered the hat-flu's hubble -
To wit:
- the half-time half-life smile of she and the other half-wonder of me.
Far far ready to say maybe to love;
moved in half-dream to plumb half-baked memories.
("But weren't their novel 'dogs-of-war' and lovely...
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Categories:
parody, allusion, america, hip hop,
Form: Free verse
Rags to riches, Parody'You took this man from rags to riches..When you spent all
Heaven could spare.' Your Sons blood bought me real redemption..Oh Father how you truly care.'
Now I'll no longer be that beg-gar.' You've made my golden
Dreams come true..' For He took my rags and gave back
Riches, now my destiny is up to you.'
My clothes may still...
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Categories:
parody, god,
Form: Rhyme
21st Century Emperor'sThe emperors have no clothes on!
People are living in a trance
Psychologists like to call it cognitive dissonance
Perhaps even a carefully crafted chance
To see what isn't there, only to praise a hollow show,
While truth and reason disappear, common senses go.
It’s just simply a situation gone sad
I can’t help but wonder, have we been had or merely...
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Categories:
confusion, life, parody, peace,
Form: Rhyme
The Pied PiperessOrchestrated they succumb onto her board scene ~ As success thrills the ordained Queen of mean—poet
Once upon a time, there was a Queen with a magic flute in her throat
Beknownst to all the villagers as the P i e d P i p e r e s s
Without losing...
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Categories:
evil, parody,
Form: Prose
proud to be an american in jest
proud to be an american (in jest)
i saw the mailman steal my letter
i saw the tax man steal my dime
just when i thought things were better
i saw the preacher steal my time
i saw the mexican steal my border
and the terrorist steal my plane
gas so high...
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Categories:
america, humor, parody,
Form: Rhyme
Pet dog can't be our petPlanting a seed of deceit to escape the blame,
Even the blind could see the trick in that dance.
Tangled deep in the web of truth-coloured falsehoods,
Dodgy as a broken glass that reflects beauty.
Only the trueness of its heart sees clear the truth~
Giving its forked tongue some time to rue its regret.
Care nor love enough to make...
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Categories:
parody, dog, extended metaphor, feelings,
Form: Acrostic
The Horse Named MaybeI bought me a horse from a feller named Clyde,
said, "She’s gentle and sweet, just a joy for to ride."
Well, "Maybe" she was, and maybe she weren't--
the first thing she did was dump me in dirt.
I saddled up hopeful, boots shiny and proud,
"Maybe" just yawned and sat down on the ground.
I pulled, and I pushed,...
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Categories:
funny, horse, humorous, parody,
Form: Cowboy Poetry
Loving YuckLove without
Love within
Love where I am
where I’ve been
Beginning to think:
far too much abundance
of this foolish, loving folly,
so I kicked my
wagging tail collie --
loving view~
it just ain’t fair! – attempting to escape,
I journeyed to the zoo
wouldn’t you know it,
two loving ape there too
along to the park
high in birch nest
spied I a pair of...
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Categories:
parody, humorous, hyperbole, love, nonsense,
Form: Free verse
Holy Slime of SpringHoly Slime of Spring™
Seasonal Epic -- Limited Drop
A divine ooze imbued with chaotic Easter energy.
Hand-delivered by a suspiciously muscular bunny and sealed in a glitter egg forged from cosmic sugar.
Properties:
Sparkles under moonlight
Smells faintly of jellybeans, peeps, and ambition
Doubles as a universal key for Easter Basket Portals™
Hums quietly when near chocolate
Effects (Passive):
+2 Egg Luck
+1 Bunny Evasion
+3...
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Categories:
easter, funny, parody, satire,
Form: Free verse
iMan - Apr 13Observe the modern generations walk
on by; they suckle from the plastic teat
of coffee cups, and stumped by stamping feet
they shamble unaware from flock to flock.—
infant adults—if earnest I may speak;
Look there: one loops in circles (a grand feat!)
and, as if an ornithological suite,
the gaggle shuffles behind,—“squawk squawk squawk!”
Yikes… I suppose that if I ran...
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Categories:
addiction, humor, identity, parody,
Form: Italian Sonnet
TimeSteep Tea LeavesTimeSteep™ Tea Leaves
Brew your past. Sip your future. Choke on your destiny.
Tired of basic herbal blends that just soothe your throat?
Want a cup that knows things?
TimeSteep™ Tea Leaves aren’t here to comfort you.
They’re here to reveal you.
Each bag contains a blend of:
Yesterday’s regrets (lightly roasted)
Tomorrow’s choices (dried under a blood moon)
And just a dash of...
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Categories:
funny, humor, humorous, parody,
Form: Free verse
MysticMisfits Return PolicyMysticMisfits™ Return Policy
(Cursed Edition)
--for when you regret your haunted impulse buys but the universe has other plans.
Please read carefully. Some conditions may apply to your soul.
1. No Refunds, Ever.
You bought it. It’s yours.
Even if it blinks at night.
Even if it follows you home.
Even if it whispers things you really don’t want to hear.
2. Exchanges Must...
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Categories:
funny, humor, humorous, parody,
Form: Free verse
Meet the Staff IMysticMisfits™ Staff Directory
Staff Spotlight:The WanderPoet
Position: Ephemeral Verse Consultant
Clock-in Time: Unknown
Clock-out Time: Immediately After You Notice Him
You won’t see him arrive.
You might catch a glimpse--
a flicker of velvet,
a whisper that sounds like unfinished poetry.
He drifts between aisles,
scribbling stanzas on the backs of receipts,
leaving notes folded in teacups,
and misquoting love spells near the lip balm display.
He never...
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Categories:
funny, humor, humorous, parody,
Form: Free verse
Specific Types of Parody Poems
Definition | What is Parody in Poetry?
Poems Related to Parody
caricature, farce, joke, irony, satire, skit, burlesque, travesty, pastiche, cartoon, mimicry, apology, misrepresentation, mockery, ridicule, roast, lampoon, mime, jest, takeoff, raillery, copy, rib, derision, mock heroic