Parody Poems | Examples of Parody Poetry

All my friends are round And their hair is gray I can hardly walk On class reunion day I'd be safe and warm If I'd stayed in bed today Class reunion dreamin' Oh what a telling day Fell down in a lurch When stumbling 'long the way Well, I got up on my knees And there I was...

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nuts and bolts rammed in each line ~ screwed up like a monoku frankenstein...

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/ "Like Open-Mic Explosions from the End of Language". ~ Chat-GPT / _____ Madmen leaked a rash of sky-blue puddle; fatally cloistered the hat-flu's hubble - To wit: - the half-time half-life smile of she and the other half-wonder of me. Far far ready to say maybe to love; moved in half-dream to plumb half-baked memories. ("But weren't their novel 'dogs-of-war' and lovely...

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You took this man from rags to riches..When you spent all Heaven could spare.' Your Sons blood bought me real redemption..Oh Father how you truly care.' Now I'll no longer be that beg-gar.' You've made my golden Dreams come true..' For He took my rags and gave back Riches, now my destiny is up to you.' My clothes may still...

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The emperors have no clothes on! People are living in a trance Psychologists like to call it cognitive dissonance Perhaps even a carefully crafted chance To see what isn't there, only to praise a hollow show, While truth and reason disappear, common senses go. It’s just simply a situation gone sad I can’t help but wonder, have we been had or merely...

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Orchestrated they succumb onto her board scene ~ As success thrills the ordained Queen of mean—poet Once upon a time, there was a Queen with a magic flute in her throat Beknownst to all the villagers as the P i e d P i p e r e s s Without losing...

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proud to be an american (in jest) i saw the mailman steal my letter i saw the tax man steal my dime just when i thought things were better i saw the preacher steal my time i saw the mexican steal my border and the terrorist steal my plane gas so high...

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Planting a seed of deceit to escape the blame, Even the blind could see the trick in that dance. Tangled deep in the web of truth-coloured falsehoods, Dodgy as a broken glass that reflects beauty. Only the trueness of its heart sees clear the truth~ Giving its forked tongue some time to rue its regret. Care nor love enough to make...

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I bought me a horse from a feller named Clyde, said, "She’s gentle and sweet, just a joy for to ride." Well, "Maybe" she was, and maybe she weren't-- the first thing she did was dump me in dirt. I saddled up hopeful, boots shiny and proud, "Maybe" just yawned and sat down on the ground. I pulled, and I pushed,...

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Love without Love within Love where I am where I’ve been Beginning to think: far too much abundance of this foolish, loving folly, so I kicked my wagging tail collie -- loving view~ it just ain’t fair! – attempting to escape, I journeyed to the zoo wouldn’t you know it, two loving ape there too along to the park high in birch nest spied I a pair of...

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Holy Slime of Spring™ Seasonal Epic -- Limited Drop A divine ooze imbued with chaotic Easter energy. Hand-delivered by a suspiciously muscular bunny and sealed in a glitter egg forged from cosmic sugar. Properties: Sparkles under moonlight Smells faintly of jellybeans, peeps, and ambition Doubles as a universal key for Easter Basket Portals™ Hums quietly when near chocolate Effects (Passive): +2 Egg Luck +1 Bunny Evasion +3...

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Observe the modern generations walk on by; they suckle from the plastic teat of coffee cups, and stumped by stamping feet they shamble unaware from flock to flock.— infant adults—if earnest I may speak; Look there: one loops in circles (a grand feat!) and, as if an ornithological suite, the gaggle shuffles behind,—“squawk squawk squawk!” Yikes… I suppose that if I ran...

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TimeSteep™ Tea Leaves Brew your past. Sip your future. Choke on your destiny. Tired of basic herbal blends that just soothe your throat? Want a cup that knows things? TimeSteep™ Tea Leaves aren’t here to comfort you. They’re here to reveal you. Each bag contains a blend of: Yesterday’s regrets (lightly roasted) Tomorrow’s choices (dried under a blood moon) And just a dash of...

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MysticMisfits™ Return Policy (Cursed Edition) --for when you regret your haunted impulse buys but the universe has other plans. Please read carefully. Some conditions may apply to your soul. 1. No Refunds, Ever. You bought it. It’s yours. Even if it blinks at night. Even if it follows you home. Even if it whispers things you really don’t want to hear. 2. Exchanges Must...

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MysticMisfits™ Staff Directory Staff Spotlight:The WanderPoet Position: Ephemeral Verse Consultant Clock-in Time: Unknown Clock-out Time: Immediately After You Notice Him You won’t see him arrive. You might catch a glimpse-- a flicker of velvet, a whisper that sounds like unfinished poetry. He drifts between aisles, scribbling stanzas on the backs of receipts, leaving notes folded in teacups, and misquoting love spells near the lip balm display. He never...

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