Short Cut The Cheese Poems
Short Cut The Cheese Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Cut The Cheese by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Cut The Cheese by length and keyword.
Who Cut the Cheese
feline for hire
mouse at it again
cutting the cheese...
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Categories:
cut the cheese, animals, funny, imagination, pets, visionary
Form:
Haiku
Cheese? Keys?
When asked why I can’t find my keys,
I snicker, and then I say please…..
I have a clapper
and I’m very dapper,
just don’t ask me to please cut the cheese!...
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Categories:
cut the cheese, funny
Form:
Limerick
Bubble Bath
Sittin' in the bath tub,
it's just me and you;
Talkin' about the day we had,
that's what we like to do
"BLOOP! BLOOP! BLOOP!"
bubbles ripple through the air;
"Sorry honey, I cut the cheese!"
"Come back, let's be fair!"
Sittin' in the bath tub,
my spirit's lost its tone;
Guess I'll read the paper,
looks like I'm all alone!...
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Categories:
cut the cheese, funny,
Form:
Rhyme
who cut the cheese
Bright orange lobsters pointed their claws at their brother
When someone asked who had cut the cheese
The audience began to have a bit of a laugh with their mother
For they were outing each other, with a bit of ease
Who cut the cheese? Asked the magistrate again.
They pointed at each other; the sorry chaps
They probably both did it, said their truthful cousin Win
He had spent some time in their house during naps...
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Categories:
cut the cheese, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Freddie the Old Beekeeper and his Bees
Bright orange lobsters pointed their claws at their brother
When someone asked who had cut the cheese
The audience began to have a bit of a laugh with their mother
For they were outing each other, with a bit of ease
Who cut the cheese? Asked the magistrate again.
They pointed at each other; the sorry chaps
They probably both did it, said their truthful cousin Win
He had spent some time in their house during naps...
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Categories:
cut the cheese, 10th grade, 12th grade, 3rd grade, 4th
Form:
Rhyme
When Louise Cut the Cheese
She was such a prim and proper wife.
When asked to cut the cheese, she'd ask her spouse to, please
because she did not like to use a knife.
But sometimes she would sneeze.
She could not help it then; she'd cut the cheese!
At such time, we'd be holding our noses.
It's for sure we were not smelling roses,
and we all would cry out, "Geez, Louise!"
Nov. 13, 2018 for Barry Stebbings' Write A Poem About Cheese Poetry Contest...
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Categories:
cut the cheese, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Around the Old Grill
With a GRUNT she said, "I grill meals,"
"Won't you PASS THE GAS lighter please?"
He said, "LET IT RIP!", to seal the deal
Impressed with how she CUT THE CHEESE
SILENT BUT DEADLY, were her cats
Outside, she LET ONE GO at a time
The little STINKERS were blind as bats
But would BREAK WINDows, what a crime!
From the grill a BROWN CLOUD rose up
She said, "UNCORK ONE bottle of wine!"
"Be careful, don't STEP ON A DUCK,"
"LET ONE FLY, and we'll have a good time!"...
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Categories:
cut the cheese, humorous, wind, write,
Form:
Rhyme