Man's Best Friend
Let me tell you a story
About man's best friend, the dog
It's wrapped in a world of mystery
And maybe a gas-like fog
You see I'm a dog person
But my wife prefers a cat
That's how this whole thing started
Well maybe something like that
She said my dog was nasty
And he needs to sleep outside
He jumps in the car with muddy paws
Whenever we go for a ride
Then I saw the funniest thing
I've ever seen in my life
For my old dog had cut the cheese
And blamed it on my wife
Women will never get it
A dog is man's best friend
If he could cook and clean the house
Then marriage would come to an end
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