Man's Best Friend

Let me tell you a story About man's best friend, the dog It's wrapped in a world of mystery And maybe a gas-like fog You see I'm a dog person But my wife prefers a cat That's how this whole thing started Well maybe something like that She said my dog was nasty And he needs to sleep outside He jumps in the car with muddy paws Whenever we go for a ride Then I saw the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life For my old dog had cut the cheese And blamed it on my wife Women will never get it A dog is man's best friend If he could cook and clean the house Then marriage would come to an end