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Cheese? Keys?

When asked why I can’t find my keys,
I snicker, and then I say please…..
I have a clapper
and I’m very dapper,
just don’t ask me to please cut the cheese!

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Lynette Chachere

August 18, 2010 at 5:05 PM

lol.its a burden when your keys are missing.but it gets you working! ~Always&Forever Lynette

Gerard Keogh Jr.

August 17, 2010 at 4:55 PM

All right, Headmistreess, we won't! Thank you for your kind remarks and for having such confidence in me and my little parody. I am truly grateful! Really! Love, Gerard.

Linda-Marie Sweetheart

August 13, 2010 at 6:47 AM

Will see ya in a bit TEACH.. leaving today at 2 p.m. for Italy... will be off and on Soup as I can.. miss your star pupil.. OK? with luv..

Dakarai Cobb

August 12, 2010 at 1:58 PM

this was a funny little poem. i like your sense of humor.

Jessica Arteaga

August 11, 2010 at 1:32 PM

haha, I won't! fun poem c:

Sara Kendrick

August 11, 2010 at 12:44 PM

Got a good chuckle..Seeing a lot of this theme..Is this a contest? If so, good luck..Thanks for stopping by and commenting on my blog..I appreciate all prayers..We are going to need all the strength we can get from all sources over the next few weeks..I took my first steroids this morn and I feel the inflammation leaving my body..I am hoping for relief..I know that God hears prayers and heals that would be so much better than what drs have to do to treat us..Sara

James Marshall Goff

August 11, 2010 at 9:00 AM

soup mail

Linda-Marie Sweetheart

August 10, 2010 at 9:14 PM

HaHa TEACH this one sure is a fun read.. if for any contest ..good luck.. and also good luck with your own... the pupil needs some shut eye ..luv..

Andrea Dietrich

August 10, 2010 at 7:01 PM

hahaha, Good one, Deb, and thanks for your comments on my blog, although the only food item of yours I really loved was the sweet potatoe (but doused with butter!) LUv, Andrea