Around the Old Grill

With a GRUNT she said, "I grill meals," "Won't you PASS THE GAS lighter please?" He said, "LET IT RIP!", to seal the deal Impressed with how she CUT THE CHEESE SILENT BUT DEADLY, were her cats Outside, she LET ONE GO at a time The little STINKERS were blind as bats But would BREAK WINDows, what a crime! From the grill a BROWN CLOUD rose up She said, "UNCORK ONE bottle of wine!" "Be careful, don't STEP ON A DUCK," "LET ONE FLY, and we'll have a good time!"