Mother-In-Law Swap
To all you married men out there
Who hate your mother-in-law
Let me ease your pain a bit
For mine's the worst of all
She picks her nose in public
And her finger carries the prize
Sometimes, she forgets it's there
And rubs it in her eyes
And did I mention flatulence
She can really cut the cheese
And if the wind is blowing
It'll bring you to your knees
She's got some kind of sinus problem
That causes her to snore
You don't think that's strange at all
But the woman lives next door
It even rattles the windows
And sets off the alarms
She sometimes scares the animals
On one of the nearby farms
Did I tell you that she has a beard
That's really got me thinkin'
I've never noticed until right now
But she looks like Abraham Linclon
We took out all her mirrors
So she thinks she really looks good
But she sends all the children screaming
When she walks thru the neighborhood
Now, I'm not saying yours ain't bad
I'm not saying that, at all,
But, I'm just hoping one of you
Will trade me your mother-in-law
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