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Woodshed Poems - Poems about Woodshed

Premium Member Keeping Up With the Boneses
...Long before you were born, long before your great grandfather was born, in the time when magic was approximately eight times more plentiful than it is today, there lived a family in the remote part o......

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Categories: woodshed, fairy, magic, music, princess,
Form: Other
Premium Member We have to keep him he followed me home
...Little Larry came in using a wet puppy as an umbrella He’s starving, he loves me, he is such a good fella Where did you find him? He smells like wet dog Behind Brewster’s woodshed, next to their h......

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Categories: woodshed, 1st grade, 2nd grade,
Form: Rhyme



Naughty Nicola
...Nicola was naughty, She wasn’t very nice, She bit her mother, And ate her white mice, But Nicola’s brothers knew, Exactly what to do, They took her to the woodshed, And sawed her in two.......

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Categories: woodshed, child, death, horror,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The Family Fight Before Christmas
..."Who done did that?" My dad had to know I pointed at sister Said, "She has to go!" Dad wasn't impressed Told me, "You get undressed!" As off to the woodshed ......

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Categories: woodshed, christmas, father son, giggle,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Tiger In the Woodshed
...There's a tiger in the woodshed. Safe and dark it lies, Watching the night with Brown and yellow liquid eyes. The sleeper nestles in his bed, The tiger kept outside. No sudden urge will rais......

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Categories: woodshed, addiction, dream, sleep,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Forsaken
... Pallor of a country worn The woodshed all forsaken With God our freedoms were assured By governments we're taken "Once a government is committed to the principle o......

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Categories: woodshed, future, social,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Blood Red Girl
...(to a blues riff) You're a blood red girl You're a blood red girl You're a blood red girl, you're a woodshed girl, You're a good good girl. You're a good good girl You're a good go......

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Categories: woodshed, dog, music, riddle, sexy,
Form: Lyric
Premium Member Earth Day 2021
...EARTH DAY 2021 Buy it a hat it’s going bald. Today I bought DIRT…. top soil (allegedly) sealed in plastic, sold by the bag. It claims to be infused with microorganisms and other good stuff.......

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Categories: woodshed, earth day, growing up,
Form: Free verse
The Truth Can Hurt
...It all comes down to peer pressure when you’re still in your teens. You want to keep up with the Jones’ and you’ll go to any means to put yourself into the limelight and be a member of the clique, ......

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Categories: woodshed, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Intimidated By the Cat
...They got a dog and all was well But the cat came after, straight from the bowels of Well…. The dog had been generous with her time. The cat took no prisoners. Thought she was fine. Cat put ......

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Categories: woodshed, 6th grade, 7th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Let Us Honor All Obnoxious Fools
...Let us honor where possible all of earth's fools Who remind us that others view us the same way, Who might also be brothers, if not on this day Or the conflict this moment, prove friend in some w......

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Categories: woodshed, faith, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Heartfire
...Winter warms me. It’s not the fire or the quiet cat on lap. It’s certainly not, the harried, hurried holidays. The shroud of same-making snow (the compost pile is the car......

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Categories: woodshed, philosophy, winter,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Malaise Is a Feeling Like Trump
...Malaise is a Feeling like Trump Malaise is just feeling; you're feeling it too? So many seem troubled, don't know what to do. But knee-jerk reactors can't pass any test, Their movements (more s......

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Categories: woodshed, angst, anti bullying, hilarious,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Prodigal Productions
...When I read the Prodigal Son story I do my best to find my own story empathizing with both brothers as victims of injustices learned through self and other punishment and economically dominant p......

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Categories: woodshed, brother, education, emotions, health,
Form: Political Verse
Premium Member Beary Tales Episodes 7-14, Poet's Notes
...7. Playing With Fire My mom IS quite clear on the dangers of fire, But if boy'S hooked on flame, then it'S hard to obey, There'S a longing for “MATCH GUN” (6) that most boys acquire, Small......

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Categories: woodshed, adventure, appreciation, best friend,
Form: Quatrain

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