Gershon Wolf Poet Light Verse

The Family Fight Before Christmas

"Who done did that?"
      My dad had to know

   I pointed at sister
      Said, "She has to go!"

   Dad wasn't impressed
      Told me, "You get undressed!"

   As off to the woodshed
      We two did go ... 

   Once there, bottom bare
      I thought fast, though voice weak 

   "Hey, dad. It's nearly Christmas ~
      How 'bout we turn the other cheek?"

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Juliet Ligon December 24, 2022 at 10:16 PM Lol, that was unexpected. Merry Christmas, Gershon!

Robert L. Hinshaw December 23, 2022 at 3:01 PM At your wittiest best with this one, Gershon! Heeelarious indeed! Bob H Gershon Wolf December 24, 2022 at 8:15 PM Appreciate your kindness, Bob. Wishing you and the family a very Merry Christmas! Season's Joy, Gershon

John Lawless December 23, 2022 at 4:19 AM A bit 'cheeky" of you Gershon Gershon Wolf December 24, 2022 at 8:17 PM As Julie Andrews would have it in 'Mary Poppins.'

Caren Krutsinger December 23, 2022 at 2:51 AM Hilarious Gershon! Love it Gershon Wolf December 24, 2022 at 7:59 PM Glad you found this one a chuckler, Caren. Merry Christmas to you and your family! ~ Gershon

Tom Cunningham December 22, 2022 at 11:27 PM Lol, ouch Gershon Wolf December 23, 2022 at 12:50 PM Three Chinese cheers for the woodshed. (Phooey X 3).