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The Family Fight Before Christmas

"Who done did that?" My dad had to know I pointed at sister Said, "She has to go!" Dad wasn't impressed Told me, "You get undressed!" As off to the woodshed We two did go ... Once there, bottom bare I thought fast, though voice weak "Hey, dad. It's nearly Christmas ~ How 'bout we turn the other cheek?"

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Date: 12/24/2022 10:16:00 PM
Lol, that was unexpected. Merry Christmas, Gershon!
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Date: 12/23/2022 3:01:00 PM
At your wittiest best with this one, Gershon! Heeelarious indeed! Bob H
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Date: 12/24/2022 8:15:00 PM
Appreciate your kindness, Bob. Wishing you and the family a very Merry Christmas! Season's Joy, Gershon
Date: 12/23/2022 4:19:00 AM
A bit 'cheeky" of you Gershon
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Date: 12/24/2022 8:17:00 PM
As Julie Andrews would have it in 'Mary Poppins.'
Date: 12/23/2022 2:51:00 AM
Hilarious Gershon! Love it
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Date: 12/24/2022 7:59:00 PM
Glad you found this one a chuckler, Caren. Merry Christmas to you and your family! ~ Gershon
Date: 12/22/2022 11:27:00 PM
Lol, ouch
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Date: 12/23/2022 12:50:00 PM
Three Chinese cheers for the woodshed. (Phooey X 3).

Book: Reflection on the Important Things