Waistband Poems - Poems about Waistband

...Being Bob Bob, is just an ordinary guy in every sense of the word. Five ft eight inches tall, a little on the chubby side and has lost most of his hair. No one pays much attention to Bob, that’s j......Read the rest...

...Argh, I ne'er got muffin top before - why now!? Once upon a time yours truly did allow himself to consume anything in sight eats of mine in the mein included an assortment of chow. Impossib......Read the rest...

...Christy did not know how she was going to fix the problem. Her sister Carol, had confided in her. Christy knew she could not let Carol return out of state with her abusive husband. The abuser was ......Read the rest...

...Hey I'm not obsessed, that's not evil.. your mind is just full of evil that you can't see beauty in handmade.. Don't criticize, just look at your woman's waist without a waistband that's a w......Read the rest...

... The thing about chiggers: I’m glad they’re not bigger. They’ll make you go dancing Like A. A. Milne’s Tigger. Avoid ‘em with vigor! When they pull the trigger, Get under your waistb......Read the rest...

...My cousin’s just earned his degree He majored in fartology Now he can impart What foods make me fart He’s obsessed by scatology I confessed that beans give me wind (It matters n......Read the rest...

...Leftover Willpower David J Walker I know I know What I said last night After the last bite of Turkey and dressing and Cranberry sauce and Pumpkin pie That I Would never eat again A......Read the rest...

...billboard sign winks at me eat here now temptation hungry bear buffet line plate piled high ten pounds plus waistband stretch......Read the rest...

...Reality check... I’ve noticed the Elastic waistband has Started to get even tighter on my wife's pants .... Only I daren't suggest she gives up candy - Lets just say if she doesn't get her d......Read the rest...

...billboard sign winks at me eat here now temptation hungry bear buffet line plate piled high ten pounds plus waistband stretch......Read the rest...

...elastic waistband society norms dead wearing pajamas at Starbucks no one stares or cares that I brought my own blanket too as it is sometimes cold in here a big change from home where I will ......Read the rest...

...The air stale, thick and cloudy with years of gin soaked carpet odor and cigarette vapor of inconsiderate drag and chain smokers. The colors smear together and the music disconnected and hypnotic. ......Read the rest...

...There's lots of play to underwear. I'll try to be discreet. It stretches to contain my boys Who hang down t'wards my feet. Elastic waistband hugs my hips, Prohibiting their fall, Much bet......Read the rest...

...Argh, I Ne'er Got Got Bran Did With... A Muffin Top Before - Why Now!? Impossible firm he (reed myth self) to compete with Adonis, no way no chance asthma gut busts over waistband of sweatpa......Read the rest...

...05/09/2018 a sea of salt sand populates swimsuit waistband the oceans wet itch......Read the rest...