Titty Poems

Calico Cat Titty

...Calico cat was curiously itty bitty
She had moved to Iowa from New York City
Taking a liking to her was a dog named Smitty
She was playful and fun, extremely witty

Handsome Mr. Mitty said it is...

What is the tiddy twister

...Lets be really clear
A crystal clear plan to get near the man
Just Follow the titty twister 
Just follow the hooha hurriCAN
Follow as sure as you stand
On two feet we dominate
On two knees we c...

The Sinners Redemption Prayer

...(A lone figure, kneels and prays. Watched by his faithful cat, Rudolph)

I was born a sinner
Lord
For all us triers are

Blindly sent to live by You

An unknown higher power
To try to defeat...

A BEATY IN A BEAUTY

...I could hear her beauty, 
The music was just a noise, 
The sparks in her eyes aroused my pity, 
Denying her my touch could be a curse,

The roundness on her chest is the cause,
Under her black ...

A ditty to my titty

...A ditty to my titty

There you are upon my chest
You used to be the boob I loved best
But now all you do is cause me grief
I just need a moments relief
But you would rather swell and cause me p...

The Very Weird And Wonderful World Of Place Names: UK And US Edition

...
I: THE UK

Poling, Patching, Nether Wallop, 
Matching Tye and Droop

Plumpton, Lickfold, Puddletown, 
Westward Ho! and Throop.

Hole of Horcum, New Invention,
Boghe...

Splat

...Smashed up against the wall it 
Shat ter ed
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to
 tin
y
 pi ec es.  
My m
i
n d 
is splintered  broken, 
never to be put back together again 
S as in 
 P as in pratt
 L as in lo...

A Valentine's Meal Deal - Bawdy

...I need meat on Valentine ’s Day
A Love Sausage was on display
We will eat one tonight
And to hubbies delight
Much later he will get a lay

But hubby keeps pestering me.
To see my ‘...

Sure Leave

...On Saturday night in the city
The seamen are looking for Titty
But sly as a fox 
She gets off their rocks
Proving it pays to be pretty...

Repast For June 13th 2020

...Repast for June 13th, 2020...
(and countless provender
scores of years gone by)...
to partake larding refrigerator cupboards
think respectable food vendor.

Courtesy Montgomery County
(Pennsyl...

Tea For Two - Bawdy Limerick

...Aunt Maureen burnt her huge left titty
She giggled, I don’t need any pity
I can still balance cups
On my pink pert pups
Hands free, I can now stroke my kitty

3/12/20...

The Valiant Spirit

...Behold, the Valiant Spirit! housed in a young vibrant body;
A litty like a titty;
Endowed with telepathy;
In this age of complexity.

I marvel at your smile that makes the day bright;
Your soft...

Some Get Cookies and Milk

...Twas the nite before and all through the house, everyone lustful even the mouse
I in my towel and her in a thong
No way in hell this night could go wrong 
Then out in barn there arose such a clatt...

Spoonerism Poetry: She's Too Titty

...She’s too titty to be a preacher.
She can’t even bead a rook.
A rental deceptionist?  Maybe.
At my teeth she once look a took.

As a wean clerker, she’ll never do.
I once caught her nicking her...

I Wanna Cats Life

...Well it's colder than a witch's titty out there 
and I can't find a damn thing to wear...still hung 
over from last night’s drinkin' like a fish and 
I still can't remember the name of the strange...

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