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A Valentine's Meal Deal - Bawdy

I need meat on Valentine ’s Day
A Love Sausage was on display
We will eat one tonight
And to hubbies delight
Much later he will get a lay

But hubby keeps pestering me.
To see my ‘pasties’ after tea.
I will give him some hassle.
About my titty tassle,
Cos they are not very comfy

I admit, yes I have to confess,
A love sausage brought from M & S,
Is  a valentines treat,
Cos I do love my meat,
And there’s ‘pasties’ under my dress!


Fictional Poem For Libralori who loves eating Croissant's, thanks for the inspiration!

*M & S is a British Store, they are selling 'love sausages' for Valentine's Day

02/14/22

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Caren Krutsinger March 14, 2022 at 10:14 AM Love it that you added "pasties" in this one. This opens me up to new possibilities Jan!

Lindsay Laurie March 11, 2022 at 7:16 PM Hello Jan ... your humour is right up my alley Jan, so this love limerick has me chuckling - thanks Jan - Lindsay

Jack Horne March 4, 2022 at 7:26 AM LOL, had a good chuckle

Anne-Lise Andresen February 26, 2022 at 11:17 AM - I got a good laughter ... thank you, Jan :))) - All the best to you and yours / hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Mark Koplin February 25, 2022 at 5:11 PM Wow! I almost wet myself!

Eve Roper February 24, 2022 at 10:31 PM you really tickled me tonight... love this string of limericks. Blessings my friend

Phyllis Babcock February 23, 2022 at 3:53 PM oh Jan this is priceless and had me chuckling. So good at these limericks. love phyl.

Jennifer Proxenos February 20, 2022 at 3:58 AM With sausages and pasties, and goodness knows what other tasties, it could be one of Hubby's Valentines besties! Such a good laugh! Hugs and blessings, Jennifer.

Andrea Dietrich February 18, 2022 at 10:24 PM Jan you did a great job with this set of limericks but OMG, that picture is so disgusting to me. hahaha. i hate sausage and the looks of that love sausage is horrifying. So it really is a big deal in England?

Delice Arleen Skelly February 16, 2022 at 2:40 AM Whatever next...Soooo funny...Delice

Paul Schneiter February 15, 2022 at 5:38 PM Jan, regardless of the genre, you excel. On your bawdry tales I love to dwell. You have just the right touch careful to avoid saying too much. Still, my blood pressure you make rise, which will come as no surprise cuz for me you're the right size. Hugs & Love, Paul

Tania Kitchin February 15, 2022 at 2:55 PM Ha ha, love it Jan! hugs

Swetha Vangaveti February 15, 2022 at 11:10 AM A splendid write!! Loved it. Jan Allison February 15, 2022 at 12:27 PM Thanks Swetha:-) hugs Jan xx

Mike Gentile February 15, 2022 at 5:17 AM OK, not sure what a love sausage is in Great Britain but love all the possibilities Jan!! Great fun to read on Valentine's day xxoo Jan Allison February 15, 2022 at 12:28 PM Thanks Mike, a little innuendo lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Terry Flood February 14, 2022 at 4:56 PM I’ve got a feeling that the M&S you mentioned might actually be S&M, or maybe you meant Anne Summers. I’m a bit miffed right now though, Jan. I went to M & S on your recommendation and I said to the security guard, ‘I need love sausage’. The plaster comes off in six weeks. ;-) Terry Jan Allison February 15, 2022 at 12:28 PM hahaha:-) hugs Jan xx

David Kavanagh February 14, 2022 at 3:22 PM Great Valentines combo Jan, you put on a nice spread, I reckon there will be crumbs in bed later on, maybe even the floor lol, cheers David Jan Allison February 15, 2022 at 12:29 PM lol we had steak no sausage for me lol:-) xx

Ronald D Thompson February 14, 2022 at 11:07 AM I was fully expecting 'toad in the hole' but maybe not!! Great poem, made me chuckle!! Best wishes..Ron x Jan Allison February 15, 2022 at 12:29 PM thanks Ronald xx

Rico Leffanta February 14, 2022 at 10:22 AM Good to see you are having fun again! Enjoy the lei! Aloha! Rico Jan Allison February 15, 2022 at 12:30 PM thanks Rico, my heart isnt in soup at the moment, hugs Jan xx

Alexis Y. February 14, 2022 at 7:36 AM Hi Jan, I enjoyed your Limericks. A good read on Valentine’s Day. Happy Valentine’s Day- Alexis Jan Allison February 15, 2022 at 12:30 PM thanks Alexis:-) xx

John Lawless February 14, 2022 at 6:16 AM Number three tops this "hat trick" Jan Allison February 15, 2022 at 12:31 PM my friend saw the first 2 verses, then i did some editing and added a third lol:-) xx