Jan Allison Poet Limerick

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I'M INDEBTED TO LIN LANE FOR SENDING THIS PICTURE TO INSPIRE ME

Tea For Two - Bawdy Limerick

Aunt Maureen burnt her huge left titty
She giggled, I don’t need any pity
I can still balance cups
On my pink pert pups
Hands free, I can now stroke my kitty

3/12/20

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Mark Koplin March 26, 2020 at 10:09 AM Oh my! That's awesome. I so enjoy your work. Thanks for the smile today Jan. Great poem!

Quoth Theraven March 18, 2020 at 11:59 PM Jan, This Limerick has a familiar feel to it..,great photo from our poet friend Lin. The comments are the icing on the dress..er cake. -Richard

Kenneth Cheney March 18, 2020 at 1:16 PM Top shelf write there. Great limerick.

Gershon Wolf March 17, 2020 at 10:02 PM Whoa! All hands on deck... Whew! Smiles, gw

M. L. Kiser March 16, 2020 at 8:42 PM I have to go to the toilet now. Wasn't expecting that.

Jennifer Proxenos March 15, 2020 at 12:47 PM Oh Jan, you gave me a good laugh my friend - we need more poems like this with the global strain we are all going through. Blessings, Jennifer.

Richard Lamoureux March 14, 2020 at 9:06 AM Oh my, now that’s funny. Hugs Rick.

Tania Kitchin March 14, 2020 at 5:08 AM Ha ha, love it! Hugs

Lindsay Laurie March 13, 2020 at 11:01 PM G'day Jan ... if you don't get a giggle with this limerick, you'll never giggle at anything - great Jan - Lindsay

Andrea Dietrich March 13, 2020 at 5:27 PM Fantastic limerick, Jan!! How ARE you, my sweet friend?

Rico Leffanta March 13, 2020 at 1:48 PM Aye, but no way can she see it! Still, Braille is good, right? Aloha! Rico

Caren Krutsinger March 13, 2020 at 10:01 AM This one is HILARIOUS! Hilarity at her best. Love the photo too!

Line Gauthier March 13, 2020 at 8:31 AM Bawdy is not my favorite genre~ but damn girl, you knocked this one out of the park.

John Lawless March 12, 2020 at 8:36 PM Thank you so much for this much needed limerick laugh. This is, as we say in Boston "Wicked Pissa"

Connie Marcum Wong March 12, 2020 at 7:19 PM This is a classic Limerick Jan and a Fave! Lol. Lin knows brilliant you are! I loved it! xxoo

Ronald D Thompson March 12, 2020 at 5:44 PM I would be worried if she asked me if i'd like milk in my tea!! Great poem Jan, love the humour! best...Ron xx Jan Allison March 12, 2020 at 6:09 PM ha ha ha hilarious comment Ronald:-) hugs Jan xx

Tom Cunningham March 12, 2020 at 4:47 PM Haha this is a gem Jan. Judging by the size I'd say she's a T. Cup lol. Tom Jan Allison March 12, 2020 at 5:02 PM omg tom that his a hilarious comment lol:-) got tears here thanks lol wish I'd thought of that lol:-) hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen March 12, 2020 at 3:29 PM - ...omg ... :)))) - What does the kitty say? ..... miaow :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Jan Allison March 12, 2020 at 3:40 PM LOL I thought you would appreciate this one i had fun writing the poem:-) hugs jan stay safe my friend xxx