Spoonerism Poetry: She's Too Titty

She’s too titty to be a preacher.
She can’t even bead a rook.
A rental deceptionist?  Maybe.
At my teeth she once look a took.

As a wean clerker, she’ll never do.
I once caught her nicking her pose.
She doesn’t even hash her wands.
And she chews the tails off her nose!

For this lad sass, I see joe knob.
No mouse or honey has she.
Her life has not one pun fart!
I’m glow sad I’m shot knee.

Written march 25, 2016 for the Contest of Roy Jerden
Copyright © | Year Posted 2016


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Date: 4/23/2016 8:38:00 PM
My first introduction to spoonerism poetry (in quatrain form). Love it!
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Date: 3/31/2016 1:08:00 PM
Fis is thunny.
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Date: 3/31/2016 12:01:00 PM
Phy do I veep kisiting your wage?
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Date: 3/31/2016 4:12:00 AM
Loved your poem too mucking fuch! (Sorry could not resist)
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Date: 3/30/2016 1:34:00 PM
Congrats Andrea to win the first place as usual. Hugs. Anisha D
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Date: 3/30/2016 11:37:00 AM
OH My gosh ... I just now realized what you were trying to say in your first line: "too pretty to be teacher" wow, I'm dense .... in any case your preacher might have been too titty, but your poem was just the right amount of witty, it found it's way to First Place. Well deserved, I would say!
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Date: 3/30/2016 9:44:00 AM
Well deserved win Andrea, Funny and great to read...
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Date: 3/29/2016 5:46:00 AM
Most enjoyable and entertaining thankyou and congratulations.
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Date: 3/29/2016 2:16:00 AM
Congrats on ur awesome top place winning write dear Andrea!
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Date: 3/28/2016 11:06:00 PM
Andrea, this is great poetry:) congratulations on your well deserved first place:)
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Date: 3/28/2016 10:40:00 PM
Very well done. Congrats on your win Andrea.
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Date: 3/28/2016 10:07:00 PM
This is absolutely hilarious and brilliant, Andrea! Loved it! Congrats on your top win :)
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Date: 3/28/2016 8:53:00 PM
Good one! Congrats on your top win, Andrea. Janice
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Date: 3/28/2016 7:26:00 PM
The right mix of spoonerisms, not too many of them, real words instead of nonsense words, easy to figure out, rhymed and funny. Easy choice for first place. congratulations.
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Date: 3/28/2016 7:02:00 PM
I told you it was good!
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Date: 3/28/2016 6:30:00 PM
Congrats on a great win Andrea!
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Date: 3/28/2016 6:03:00 PM
Hi Andrea, Wow, what a tour de force of spoonerisms... just great. Congrats on your 1st place win! Cheers, Brian
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Date: 3/28/2016 5:39:00 PM
Funny and cute, Andrea! Congrats on your nice placement. Hugs, Sandra
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Date: 3/28/2016 5:20:00 PM
Cute one, Andrea !! Well done!!
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Date: 3/28/2016 4:46:00 PM
ha ha ha I am sorry I missed this gem - absolutely hilarious Andrea many congrats on your top spot:-) hugs jan xx
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Date: 3/28/2016 4:01:00 PM
I should hope that noses don't have tails!! LOL! I think I missed out on the foonerism spun, by writing mine with "hidden" spoonerisms! I agree with Mystic that it's slightly hard to follow, but I've had this same experience with every spooner-entry I've read (it's just the nature of the mirred wix-ups) ... I think my favorite was "rental deceptionist" ... it's like a liar ... for hire! Hope it does well. You know what I think is funny? Paul Callus' name is Call Palace when spoonered!
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Date: 3/27/2016 7:26:00 PM
love the rhyming and the rhythm!
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Date: 3/27/2016 6:00:00 PM
Very nice
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Date: 3/27/2016 1:28:00 PM
You did a Great job with this Andrea...very funny...Hope it places high...
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Date: 3/27/2016 11:47:00 AM
This is glorious, Andrea and shickled the t** out of me. Loved 'chews the tails off her nose." Good luck in the contest.
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