Best Titty Poems

She’s too titty to be a preacher.
She can’t even bead a rook.
A rental deceptionist?  Maybe.
At my teeth she once look a took.

As a wean...

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Hey, this poem is about something very specific. It's 
gonna make a clever observation with a wry little 
punchline right at the end, right before...

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Aunt Maureen burnt her huge left titty
She giggled, I don’t need any pity
I can still balance cups
On my pink pert pups
Hands free, I can now...

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LOST IN BRITAIN

Poling, Patching, Nether Wallop, 
Matching Tye and Droop

Plumpton, Lickfold, Puddletown, 
Westward Ho! and Throop.

Hole of Horcum, New Invention,
Boghead, Frome, Cat's Ash

North Piddle, Staines...

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Twas the nite before and all through the house, everyone lustful even the mouse
I in my towel and her in a thong
No way in hell...

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The diesel locomotive wailed
Like a sick bull as it approached
The intersection; five bellows. 
The dreaded traffic light turned red
And all of us just sat waiting
For...

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Anchor down, wind at ease all the sailors out to please, one by one they step off deck and into the arms of who knows...

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We had a kitty with three kinds of spots,
They were black, orange with pretty white socks;
Titty Von Tittzenburg was her name,
But Titty the Kitty was...

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I need meat on Valentine ’s Day
A Love Sausage was on display
We will eat one tonight
And to hubbies delight
Much later he will get a lay

But...

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Well it's colder than a witch's titty out there 
and I can't find a damn thing to wear...still hung 
over from last night’s drinkin' like...

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UNSUPPORTED CODE 

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Behold, the Valiant Spirit! housed in a young vibrant body;
A litty like a titty;
Endowed with telepathy;
In this age of complexity.

I marvel at your smile that...

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On Saturday night in the city
The seamen are looking for Titty
But sly as a fox 
She gets off their rocks
Proving it pays to be pretty...

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Repast for June 13th, 2020...
(and countless provender
scores of years gone by)...
to partake larding refrigerator cupboards
think respectable food vendor.

Courtesy Montgomery County
(Pennsylvania) Assistance Office in general
and Electronic...

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Smashed up against the wall it 
Shat ter ed
 	in     
to
 tin
y
 pi ec es.  
My m
i
n d 
is splintered...

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