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Daphne Blake

...Daphne Blake was getting ready for a party
Wearing her new dress, she wished to look smarty.
Exposing her buttocks, she appeared so tarty
She revelled, not knowing she would soon fall ...

GOOD KNIGHT

...Lanccelot went thro' the lists ticking off heads,
lost count of how many that he'd had in his beds,
handing a garter to the queen was wrong gender,
although he supposed that she could return to se...

So Glad I Was Given This Address

...She wandered into the smog and found a mansion all haunted and hearty.
It was beleaguered by ghosts named Ted, Peggy, Janet and Marty.
They were on fire with craziness, having a fabulous Halloween ...

A Firkin of Gherkins

...A firkin of gherkins in brine
Were found floating along the Rhine
They, tossed from some party
For being too tarty
And spoiling the taste of the wine



It's A Pickle Party Poetry Contest
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Just In Case

...My Aunty, Patricia, she travels the land,
her bag of in-cases gripped firmly in hand.
The contents of which are largely unknown;
although just a few I've sometimes been shown:
One small first aid...

Happy Birthday To Me

...The sixth of July, the postman passed by
The stork brought little old me
Come rain or come shine I’d want to know ‘why?’
And wrote my name when I was three 
I’d read and I’d write whatever the we...

Shared Shower

...a sweaty mugginess 
                 falls to the scent of showered skin
                 our voices that cede to song
sweet nectar clean, the heart of touch

touch, that lathers compassion in t...

The Woods Deep and Dark

...the woods deep and dark —
a tartan cloth underneath
the tarty couple

1/7/2019...

Nina Parmenter, In An Arp Me Tern

...I'm flattered by Nina but need to take her to the cleaners,
and splat her inbetweeners with fluid from wieners.
Don't mock or beat down Bath when you're Bristolian,
you were all conceived in a sea...

A Swishing Swapping Party

...Let us have a swapping party		
I’m not placing any bets;		
This could be so eco-friendly		
Money saved and no regrets!		

We can try a bit of swishing		
Let us have a swapping party		
Unlike s...

Answerable To None

...Answerable to none

He waltzed across the party floor
A rosy cheek, a kiss
Dainty lady or tarty whore
Not one would he miss

Divorce had come and gone
As messy as it could be
Wit...

Lost Soul

...Lost Soul

We’ve gathered here to say goodbye
to yet another boring guy,
kept on yelling for attention
till it gave him hypertension.
Now in the box beneath the shroud
he’s got the eye of all ...

Growing Up

...Growing Up 
When I was eighteen or nineteen, I discovered beer
Dance-restaurants and women generous with their wares
I didn`t eat sweets anymore which was good for my teeth.
Alas, beer made me ta...

Crazy Bi'W'Atch

...What you sayin?
We own it
For the morning of the lord
To the night
Greatness
Don’ start
Tarty mart...

Unquenchable

...(for Wentworth Miller)


… jewels of the jungle,
gems and trinkets strewn 
across sacred, stained altars of the mind, 
desire whimpering and simmering 
like cats on a hot tin roof never 
meant to be ...

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