Short Tarty Poems

the woods deep and dark —
a tartan cloth underneath
the tarty couple

1/7/2019...

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What you sayin?
We own it
For the morning of the lord
To the night
Greatness
Don’ start
Tarty mart...

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A firkin of gherkins in brine
Were found floating along the Rhine
They, tossed from some party
For being too tarty
And spoiling the taste of the wine



It's A Pickle Party Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Mystic Rose Rose
Date wrote: 13th August 2022...

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She wandered into the smog and found a mansion all haunted and hearty.
It was beleaguered by ghosts named Ted, Peggy, Janet and Marty.
They were on fire with craziness, having a fabulous Halloween party.
She said I am so glad I was given this address by my friend, Mrs. Tarty....

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Pink, wet, ripe lips
Crystal blue eyes
Provocative timely swinging hips
Sensuous chunky thighs

Black, long, silky hair
Perky firm milky breasts
See through pink underwear
In a low cut skin tight dress

High heels, to pump up the calf
Long pink nails, not too tarty 
A thin tight neck scarf
Sid you’ll be a stunner at the fancy dress party...

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Setting sun

Splash of burgundy paan-spit
and the paterfamilias nodding off

pink  filial freeness
silhouetted against a crimson feel- flare
(or was it orange flair or even purple fair)

symbiotic exchanges
slapstick sequences

elfin  hemlines and tarty décolletages
catching agoraphobic impulses
homing…


04 aug 13

For Charlotte's contest...

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paper            typewriters        books and dictionaries
pens             pencils                desk
coffee cups



come on down
we're the coolest sale in town

we've got books
and nooks

pick out a pen
spend less then ten

i'm having a party
so don't be tarty

i've got type writers
and a desk to make things tightier

so come and spend
it's less i have to lend!...

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I don’t have a favourite;
I love each and every one
Whether happy or sad
Cheerful or glum

I love tarty Marti
And svelter Delta
Sloppy Poppy
And vulgar Olga

I love baddy Maddie
And angrier Andrea
Clean Jean
And fairer Farah

I love scorer Pandora
And messy Bessie
Gaudy Maudie
And sassie Cassie

I love a damp vamp
To tell the truth
Or Horny Dawny
And uncouth Ruth...

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I don’t have a favourite,
I love each and every one
Whether happy or sad
Cheerful or glum

I love Grim Kim
And Moanie Toni
Henpecky Becky
And Naggy Maggie 

I love Bella Stella
And Indie Lindy
Funny Honey
And Windy Cindy

I love Tarty Marti
And Burley Shirley
The Felon Helen
And that twirly girlie

I love Flabby Gabby
And Escapee Lee
Chardonnay Kay
And Meat free Fi

I love Prudy Judy
And Racy Macy
Pristine Christine
And Straight Lacy Tracy...

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