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Premium Member Putting A Podiatry Round

Skin felt the pain  

While playing a peaceful golfing game  

Challenging the course’s blister campaign  

Terrorizing the toe  

Forcing a temporary surgical sew  

Oh 

No 

To keep this show  

On the go  

They must know  

Basic health care  

Not to scare  

Removing infected nail  

Transporting remains towards the waste management pail  

Bloody and red  

Now dead  

Left as trash  

Above the fairway grass  

Next to Frank’s Furter  

Who was murdered  

After pork barrel spending  

And over lending  

Worth commending  

Pending  

Cooking the links  

Hearing what others think  

About another medical review  

Of the pinkie one too 

Country club house bound 

And the parfect round   

No bogeys in sight  

Feeling right  

Since all has healed  

Closing the deal  

Without a squeal  

Or scream 

From the green  

Manicured and pristine  

Ready for a four-day dream

Premium Member nail polish

red toe nail polish 
sneaks through warm white sand 
shining back at sun

Premium Member Tooth and Nail

As the New Year is almost upon us
It’s becoming clear just how rotten 
The smiling face of our nation is,
So what better time 
To set it straight.

Everywhere you look waste, fraud and abuse
Overflows, as it has for many decades,
But now that the Somali day-care fraud 
Is being unearthed, 
Not only are the molars seen as totally rotten,
But the gums gingivitis infected as well,
To the extent all the teeth 
Now need to be pulled.

And where does that leave US?
Toothless and sore and helplessly vulnerable,
And yet we’d still be alive.
Which is more than it will be 
If we don’t root out the rot
Tooth and nail.

(12/28/25)


Show The Flag

I've come to the conclusion,
you can't walk both sides of the street for long,
sooner or later, you must make a decision,
pick one and stick to it, whether right or wrong.
No one is in control of everything, all the time,
so, when the situation becomes furious and fast
the hour is now to stand up, be counted,
nail your colours to the mast.
And, if not with, then you're against them,
somewhere you have to draw the line,
no matter who's side you're on,
but, as for me... I'm on mine.

Dead as a door nail

Dead as a door nail
longer than a short hair
Crazier than my au pair
living in luxury
Counting on ten fingers
while my headache lingers
fatter than an opera singer
singing songs about his misery
Mountain from my mole hill
think I need a chill pill
living with no ill will
while I am practicing my tambourine
Hard to keep from cursin
with this headache I am nursin 
trying to avoid a public scene
Time to get some fresh air
while I still have head hair
maybe sink a submarine.

It Grows Back

Black lashes
blown off of a fingerpad that throbs
in tandem with an overharvested eyelid
flit to the floor—
wasted wishes
manufacted in mockery of dandelion's dance.

Keratin cracks
beneath the pressure of enamel,
exposing weak, watery skin
on trembling fingertips—
nervous nibbles
evolved into voracious, cannibalistic cravings.

Though hope
fractures under the weight of repugnant gazes
and my unsightly nubs grasp blindly for pigments to suppress
these habitual shames—
flesh forgives
more than the self, and, like a forest after a fire, it grows back.

It always grows back.


WTC Postman Pat




Another hallowed arrow from his quivers

One of cricket’s greatest shiver givers

Coursing down your spine like rivers

Fine line..never dithers as slivers 

Of adversaries hopes on the ropes..withers

Tipples tickle our livers

The latest tropes of how

Somehow…anyhow won’t kowtow

Postman Pat delivers


Matinee idol looks tease

Record books hooks please

Finds batters crannies & 

Nooks with such ease


Impeccable length…metronomic 

Chin music chagrin

Such strength..astronomic

Gift of getting the ball to lift

Chronic bounce…hedonic


With his swag bag of quicks tricks

Name on the adored hall of fame 

Lords boards with six..another Cummins elite fix

Beat Bob Willis’s record tome of the best 

Test figures for a captain at cricket’s home..


Yep..yet another done like a kipper

By this chipper ripper skipper

Who’s not found wanting

His chiselled jaw..up there for sure 

With the mean hardcore

Ponting or Waugh

As the best Test baggie green

Top draw Captain (not woke...just a better bloke) seen on screen

Or that’s maybe ever been

Premium Member Broken Nails

These broken nails
Not pretty to look at,
My triumphs, my fails
Mean more than that

Been scratching away
Digging for some end,
By night, by day …
‘Til they begin to bend

Once polished to a shine
… Is perfectly cracked,
With pulled hair of mine
And my nerves wracked

All glitter, all gold …
Neither one can stay,
But, broken nails, I'm told
Says something anyway.

Oddly Enough

"Go along to get along" a wise man he once said
(altho' I don't concur)
but it occurred to me
neither follower nor leader be if you want to get ahead
and if the herd you stroll behind please do consider the view
(but not too closely)
yet what is worse yes you may curse
that which you step into
some believe the squeaky wheel it should be removed
(not receive the grease)
as all's smooth-run when replaced by a working one
or so it has been proved
to mindlessly open the mouth thoughtless of going kaput
(only to change feet)
it seems to me an opportunity to put a bullet in one's foot
the nail that sticks out it should be applauded
(not hammered down)
as one may fall for anything
and those who stand for something they should be rewarded
tho' possibly preaching to the choir some say it's idle chatter
(willy-nilly silly patter)
let's not forget to forgive or to live and let live
as ALL lives matter

Premium Member Tooth And Nail

                     tooth
               jagged, canine
        aching, decaying, eating
  denture, enamel, manicure, claw
       grabbing, clenching, filing, 
              etched, pinpoint
                       nail

Premium Member Nail On The Floor

Nail on The Floor


Glass half full
Glass half empty
Life that’s null
Or life of plenty

A screw on the floor
Is not one falling 
But just one more
To our life’s building

The choice is ours
Each day to take
Whether rich or poor 
Life’s what we make

Premium Member checkout

I'm in line at a store, and I'm bored,
Typing on my phone, restless and alone.

I’ve got light-blue nails, like the sky or your eyes.
I like them, it’s my favorite color - I don’t know why.

I’m buying flavors for my coffee, nutmeg and pumpkin spice.
I like having coffee in the morning, when it’s cold, they’ll taste nice.

There’s a really old lady at the check-out, she’s moving very slowly.
She’s paying with cash and coin, from a pouch, counting carefully, holey-moley.

She’s frail and reminds me of my Grandmère, with her white hair,
her sturdy shoes, I want to pick her up and hug her - but laissez-faire.

When my turn came, I waved my Apple watch over the pay terminal - it’s fast and contactless - like the whole world. Does anyone hug old ladies anymore?

Petty Thief and Smart Excuse

The story could not become stale:
Farouk had pilfered from a mail;
Also, in some shop picked a pail
And, yet, another a huge bale...

When things began to read "Jail"
Farouk had already turned tail
And for waiting ears had his tale:
That he had come to some friends hail,
One of them male and the other female.
Then, a Ben chose to at him rail,
Swearing to lock him up, no bail:
For simply leaning on a bale
And insisting he'd touched a pail,
His guilt linking with his face pale
And this repeating without fail...

So, please, Smart Cops should not me nail,
For this is all about False Trail.

A Paid Carpenter Will Work

A carpenter for a clean job poised
And for a new ceiling I rejoiced.
Like soldiers' flag he did ceiling hoist,
His eyes of full true confidence moist...

A carpenter who knows a good joist
upon him you can't a bad one foist,
From afar would pick its sad fake smell,
Long before his hammer hits the nail.

The poised I had his price paid fully:
All that he'd asked for brought duly,
Pledge to not kill his time made truly;
Orders for his drinks given coolly.

A paid carpenter, I know, just works,
For if he does not his bottle corks.

Nail Biting

I have been systematically bitting
my nails since I was 6 year's old 
so I am told

Sometimes way down past where
the skin begins and blood starts

And it hurts so much I can't even
pick stuff up

And yes I know it's a filthy habit and
it really hurts

I have somehow never been able to stop

So what is the explanation or only
conclusion to be gained

Am I in fact a sadist do I love pain 

1 thing is most definitely for certain
I must quite obviously be stupid
because I know what I am doing 
to myself

And even despite all this I still won't
be stopping any time soon 

Nailed it

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