WTC Postman Pat

Another hallowed arrow from his quivers One of cricket’s greatest shiver givers Coursing down your spine like rivers Fine line..never dithers as slivers Of adversaries hopes on the ropes..withers Tipples tickle our livers The latest tropes of how Somehow…anyhow won’t kowtow Postman Pat delivers Matinee idol looks tease Record books hooks please Finds batters crannies & Nooks with such ease Impeccable length…metronomic Chin music chagrin Such strength..astronomic Gift of getting the ball to lift Chronic bounce…hedonic With his swag bag of quicks tricks Name on the adored hall of fame Lords boards with six..another Cummins elite fix Beat Bob Willis’s record tome of the best Test figures for a captain at cricket’s home.. Yep..yet another done like a kipper By this chipper ripper skipper Who’s not found wanting His chiselled jaw..up there for sure With the mean hardcore Ponting or Waugh As the best Test baggie green Top draw Captain (not woke...just a better bloke) seen on screen Or that’s maybe ever been