Loo Poems - Poems about Loo

"Open door!" yells he, "Outta way, need a wee!" After piddle, Timeless riddle, "What's for tea?" "Can't chat!' says she,. "Need a wee!" So you and me, Aging bladder to you, "Where's the loo?" Anywhere you go, Wait, soon you'll know!...

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"So friendly, and so true. That was our Lucy Loo" By poet Dear sweet Lucy Loo, how I’m missing you. It’s tragic that we had to let you go, but it was something that we had to do. Someone else will love you, and this I know because you have such sweet and loving ways. When I first saw you, I...

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Dear Santa, it’s Looby Loo, I’m still here It’s a miracle, have been ill all year I don’t want you to forget to stop by As this old gal would then break down and cry. I need decent bloomers, mine are in holes And us oldies truly do feel the cold A box of curlers, the soft spongy...

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faeries create their own gardens in Liberty Loo inventing flowers others cannot visualize bringing their own hot pink fuchsia bugs too constructing produce only they could fantasize if you are lucky enough to get an invite to one please ask if you can add a plus one for me I have heard that Liberty Loo gardens are really fun They even have...

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There was a line at the loo poor pups didn't know what to do each clapped his four paws with rousing applause when Frenchy finished his poo! ...

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The grass toad wanted to slither like the snake He asked him for lessons, as his tail did shake I can teach you, the rattler replied, but it might be hard for you. To truly slither it helps to have scales, like the boog-a-loo. What is the boog-a-loo? The grass toad asked aloud. He had a vocabulary of which he...

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*** Lunacy Loo Flies *** Beauuty, in a creature from Among the most high; In rythmic song while in her flight Witnessng the realities and fancies Circling the clouds — Proud of her ancient, legendary form, gone lost into that certain dimension of Nature’s Blessed running for all immediacy While she Sprang between the limbs of lush trees, ...

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“Okay then, alright then, toodle-loo, bye-bye!” Sure love to hear that again My first wife would end each phone conversation With this familiar old refrain Once uttering these words of sheer finality It was over, finis, a done deal Even though their words are heard trailing off Time's up, no chance to repeal Was definitely over when this sweet lady quoted These charming...

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Carle(aka Charles-Andre) van Loo a French painter not too many knew Success with prolific quantity history though sadly says little quality...

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Laura, fondly known as Lu Loo, Your art needs a shout out, woohoo! A versatile poet, Your poems, they show it, Sending hugs and blessings to you! 14th April 2022 8.8.6.6.8 syllables For Margarita Lillico's "Paean on poets" contest...

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sick to my stomach, this is bull it's in a cross over plummet just want to lay on my hammock close to the loo, bucket that's full I'm hungry, I'm afraid to eat water even has...

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There's a big difference between going to heaven and GOING in heaven. When climbing the stairway to heaven make sure you didn't have to go to the bathroom before you croaked otherwise you could turn heaven's streets of gold into the yellow brick road! Watch the flush! there is a direct connection between angels flushing...

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In heaven there’s two toilets of gold (I’ve not been but it’s what I am told) And if you need to do Some urine or pooh You really must be very bold I’m advised there are no toilet doors No excrement gains a round of applause As it’s real bummer Cos there is no plumber Any blockage then God will know the cause A plunger’s...

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Listen to my "December lullaby" "Oh, whispering willow" With love for sister, "salt poured from my eyes" For "I miss my yellow" "She waves her wings", sighs "when the sad wind blows" Her "medallion moments" "My ethereal seraph" hardly knows Her unique endowments "Even without ink", "indigo silence" Marked her "haven of hope" "The beautiful dolphin" had no guidance "Black dove",...

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let's use the loo she said as if it does not have Covid all over the seat As if there is not feces on the floor as if it is okay Give me a diaper I told my grandmother She stared at me for a long time. You are thirty-four she said That's right I replied Old enough to know better than to...

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