Loo Poems - Poems about Loo

... Repaper the walls of the loo Bob got messy, covered in glue Such sagas to be had So Bob rang up his dad But Dad’s busy lambing a ewe His......Read the rest...

... There was a line at the loo poor pups didn't know what to do each clapped his four paws with rousing applause when Frenchy finished his poo! ......Read the rest...

... There is a loo in south Baku Where local dogs wait in a queue They all go Dutch Yet drink too much They can’t resist a homemade brew. ---------------------------------------- ......Read the rest...

...KEY: A: An American Man B: A British Man *It be a late evening in a semi-lively lightly plastered crowded pub near Bavarian Village in Hyde Park, London, England, UK. ......Read the rest...

...I wish I could do a pub crawl go out and go real mad I wish I could do a pub crawl But it would really make me bad. Just one sugar laden pint of ale Would make me go a whiter shade of pale. I......Read the rest...

...Earth Day April 22nd 2024 I lament bidding Gaia's creatures adieu, an inner conflict dust brew within this scribe, who offers ye to chew (like sweet treats metaphorically) thee do tee incumben......Read the rest...

... Ah, my Mother just filled my fondest wishes Licking an ice cream cone, oh, it is delicous! Vanilla ice cream for a great dog like me? Tastes so soft, tasty, add a touch of heavenly. ......Read the rest...

...I had heard of a poker face, haven’t you? But this was the first time, the first time true That I heard of a joker face in blue It happened when I visited my cousin Sue She took out the face an......Read the rest...

...Try mumbo jumbo chicken gumbo soup saith dumbo Yours truly an unfortunate hostage within *****sapien zoo presenting poetic hodge podge and mish mash to you looking for unwitting subject(s) to......Read the rest...

...Detailing delicate defecation debacle Otherwise wordily titled: pooped out after pouring bucketfuls of water into place of ablutions all the while skipping to my loo umpteen times courtesy ba......Read the rest...

...I’m sat in the bar with a beer on the table I’m gazing in rapt contemplation I need to make sense of it if I am able I must find a good explanation My mate’s in the loo, so what am I to do Fo......Read the rest...

... For our seven kids we bought last year for their Easter day seven bunnies. Is that a lot? Yes, it is. It’s brought great dismay. Bunnies sure multiply. Oh my! I could not believe my own eyes......Read the rest...

...In a world of wires, cables and geeks, a woman sauntered, looking quite unique with circuits of wit and bytes of charm mistaken for Ai what a cause for alarm! I was the lady, I had to laugh s......Read the rest...

...The grass toad wanted to slither like the snake He asked him for lessons, as his tail did shake I can teach you, the rattler replied, but it might be hard for you. To truly slither it helps to hav......Read the rest...

...Blech - impossible mission to savor mug of ginger tea... When the entire mug awash with floating leavings by golly by gosh, sipping said herbal brew analogous challenge to eat spaghetti squas......Read the rest...