Loo Poems - Poems about Loo

Help!

Help! I dropped my phone down the loo
What can be done? what shall I do?
Stick my hand deep into the pan
I pull and tug the best I can
Call a plumber or call a friend?
Can't do that, phone's stuck in the bend
Out I go to buy a new phone 
Call a plumber when I get home.

Hello Sailor

Sailing solo is unsafe
and it's not much fun
one winds up talking to oneself
before the day is done
but a bad day on the water
or so someone said
beats a good day at the office
(and I would know)
snug in my bunk bed
so gentlemen here's a tip for you
as all good sailors do
(when they want to wee believe you

Where's the loo

"Open door!" yells he,
"Outta way, need a wee!"
After piddle, 
Timeless riddle,
"What's for tea?"
"Can't chat!' says she,.
"Need a wee!"
So you and me,
Aging bladder to you,
"Where's the loo?"
Anywhere you go,
Wait, soon you'll know!

Dear Sweet Lucy Loo

"So friendly, and so true. That was our Lucy Loo" By poet

Dear sweet Lucy Loo, how I’m missing you.
It’s tragic that we had to let you go,
but it was something that we had to do.
Someone else will love you, and this I know
because you have such sweet and loving ways.
When I first saw you, I

Looby Loo - Christmas 2024

 Dear Santa, it’s Looby Loo, I’m still here
It’s a miracle, have been ill all year
I don’t want you to forget to stop by
As this old gal would then break down and cry.  

I need decent bloomers, mine are in holes
And us oldies truly do feel the cold
A box of curlers, the soft spongy

faerie gardens in Liberty Loo

faeries create their own gardens in Liberty Loo
inventing flowers others cannot visualize
bringing their own hot pink fuchsia bugs too
constructing produce only they could fantasize

if you are lucky enough to get an invite to one
please ask if you can add a plus one for me
I have heard that Liberty Loo gardens are really fun
They even have

Line at the Loo

There was a line at the loo
poor pups didn't know what to do
	each clapped his four paws
	with rousing applause
when Frenchy finished his poo!

what is a boog a loo

The grass toad wanted to slither like the snake
He asked him for lessons, as his tail did shake
I can teach you, the rattler replied, but it might be hard for you.
To truly slither it helps to have scales, like the boog-a-loo.

What is the boog-a-loo? The grass toad asked aloud.
He had a vocabulary of which he

Lunacy Loo Flies

*** Lunacy Loo Flies ***


Beauuty, in a creature from
Among the most high;
In rythmic song while in her flight 
Witnessng the realities and fancies
Circling the clouds — 
Proud of her ancient, legendary form, gone

lost into that certain dimension of Nature’s 
Blessed  running for all immediacy 

While she 
Sprang between the limbs of lush trees, 

Toodle-Loo Bye-Bye

“Okay then, alright then, toodle-loo, bye-bye!”
Sure love to hear that again
My first wife would end each phone conversation
With this familiar old refrain

Once uttering these words of sheer finality 
It was over, finis, a done deal
Even though their words are heard trailing off
Time's up, no chance to repeal

Was definitely over when this sweet lady quoted
These charming

Clerihew Van Loo

Carle(aka Charles-Andre) van Loo
a French painter not too many knew
Success with prolific quantity
history though sadly says little quality

Laura Loo

Laura, fondly known as Lu Loo, 
Your art needs a shout out, woohoo! 
A versatile poet, 
Your poems, they show it, 
Sending hugs and blessings to you! 



14th April 2022


8.8.6.6.8 syllables

For Margarita Lillico's "Paean on poets" contest

A Day In the Loo

sick to my stomach, this is bull
    it's in a cross over plummet
      just want to lay on my hammock
        close to the loo, bucket that's full

  I'm hungry, I'm afraid to eat
    water even has

Angels In the Loo

There's a big difference between going to heaven and GOING in heaven. When climbing the stairway to heaven make sure you didn't have to go to the bathroom before you croaked otherwise you could turn heaven's streets of gold into the yellow brick road! Watch the flush! there is a direct connection between angels flushing

There's No Knocking On Heaven's Loo Door

In heaven there’s two toilets of gold
(I’ve not been but it’s what I am told)
And if you need to do
Some urine or pooh
You really must be very bold

I’m advised there are no toilet doors
No excrement gains a round of applause
As it’s real bummer
Cos there is no plumber
Any blockage then God will know the cause

A plunger’s

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