Best Loo Poems

Luloo was in a terrible rush 
Shovelled snow then fell on her tush
It isn't a joke - 
Her ankle got broke
But the snow's now turned into slush

GET WELL SOON LULOO

26th February 2016...

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There was a line at the loo
poor pups didn't know what to do
	each clapped his four paws
	with rousing applause
when Frenchy finished his poo!
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Dear Santa,
As you may well know, 
it's tights and not stockings that are all the go.
So, with no stockings to hang on the bedstead, 
would a pair of my bloomers be OK instead?
I'll sew up the legs so that there is more space, 
can't have...

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 Dear Santa, it’s Looby Loo, I’m still here
It’s a miracle, have been ill all year
I don’t want you to forget to stop by
As this old gal would then break down and cry.  

I need decent bloomers, mine are in holes
And us oldies truly...

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Call me 1 Eyed Harry koo loo

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WRITTEN FOR AND POSTED WITH THE PERMISSION OF LAURA LOO WHO RECENTLY LOST HER CHERISHED DOG BO


I know the day has finally arrived and that soon we are going to lose you forever. I drive the car so so slowly as I take you to...

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“Okay then, alright then, toodle-loo, bye-bye!”
Sure love to hear that again
My first wife would end each phone conversation
With this familiar old refrain

Once uttering these words of sheer finality 
It was over, finis, a done deal
Even though their words are heard trailing off
Time's up, no chance...

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white Easter Lily
in church celebrates Pure One – 
in fields love - not toil


Written/Composed Good Friday Morning, 14 April 2017....

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WATER LOO


Water water everywhere*
and oh how it did stink
water water everywhere
and all my undies pink

alone amid the rising tide
of baby toys and diapers
I stand in brownish bubbling surf
wondering which is riper

my mutinous crew has left the ship
fleeing from the putrid stench
I’ve also been abandoned by
my...

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The Loo Seat.



Oh no it’s that time once again
Beware out there all of you men
It's time to look out 
When you hear the shout
‘Who left the seat up once again?’

© 15/07/2013

Competition Entry...

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For we are but a vapor soon to be invisible
floating onward past earth’s antipodal
 
Of the things, one could say in times of mourning,
It could be said, "one day we will see them again"
or "times like these come every now and then"
but whether death strikes...

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*** Lunacy Loo Flies ***


Beauuty, in a creature from
Among the most high;
In rythmic song while in her flight 
Witnessng the realities and fancies
Circling the clouds — 
Proud of her ancient, legendary form, gone

lost into that certain dimension of Nature’s 
Blessed  running for all immediacy...

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i
I sleep no more and live in constant shame,
living on the edge with only desolation to blame-
I exist just to suffer with remorse and regret,
for all those childhood touches I shan’t forget.

Blood rushes through my veins just to dry,
I was conceived out of hate, built...

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Thomas Cat Loo

Have you heard the tale of a rabbit, whose name was Thomas Cat?
You might think this a little strange and I must agree with that.
But Thomas you see was adopted, by a feline named Kitty Loo.
She saw Thomas in a little basket, and...

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I have never met the lovely Laura Loo in person.
But she's a wonderful poet, of that I am certain.
Her comments on my poems are warm and sincere.
Poetrysoup is lucky to have her here!





10/9/16
Written for CB Tribute Contest-Laura Loo
Sponsor: Andrea Dietrich
Awarded 1st Place...

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