Short Loo Poems
Short Loo Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Loo by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Loo by length and keyword.
simple lilac bush
purple depth under sunbeam
broad day light sprinkles
Written By: Laura Loo
Date Written: April 20, 2016
I know my partner
well and nigh, do tell a lie
for he stop smoking ~
but the loo has a chimney
that puffs white smoke, pokes the Pope
A muse on the Isle of Man
Skipped to the loo aka "can"
But something went wrong
The queue was too long
How could she rush back to Jan?
The gate's infraction
Clothed in innocent beauty
Endless sleep awaits
Oct. 20, 2017
Halloween Senryu - Poetry Contest - Laura Loo
Poet Sir John Harrington
He tried to be a good Samaritan
He invented the water closet loo
To be able to stay indoors to poo
2/24/19
the undead arise
slowly lurking around me
to prepare moon's feast
Halloween Senryu for Laura Loo
10/20/2017
She don't want to hurt
Anymore than you do, Love
Let her be free now
Entry for Senryu on sadness contest
Sponsor : Laura Loo
9/2/17
rising up early
she hurried to find Him, but -
the tomb was empty
Contest: Easter Haiku or Senryu
Sponsor: Laura Loo
4/13/17
empty swollen eyes
mourning all the yesterdays
finding no solace
09/02/2017
Sponsored by: Laura Loo
Senryu on Sadness
moon shines in day dreams
orb of night torches stargaze
muse beneath heaven
Written By: Laura Loo
Date Written: April 20, 2016
Carle(aka Charles-Andre) van Loo
a French painter not too many knew
Success with prolific quantity
history though sadly says little quality
red-haired poltergeist
in a spine-chilling boneyard
a blood-spattered cape
10.15.17
Third place
"Halloween Senryu"
hosted by Laura Loo
I once bought a box of All Bran,
But I tipped it down the loo pan.
It was destined for there,
So I didn’t much care,
And I cut out the middle man.
I employed a fellow named Bob,
Who was unmotivated, a slob,
When told what to do,
He would hide, in the loo,
He got angry when he lost his job!
There once was a girl from Peru
Who really wanted to be a kangaroo,
so she hopped up and down
in her frilly night gown
and ended up in the loo!
limitless valley
forced separated instinct
lost my caribou
~Written By: Laura Loo~
~Date Written: February 14, 2016~
talons of a hawk
resisting second nature
claws start and finish
Written By: Laura Loo
Date Written: February 21, 2016
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lady
bushy tail
little furry
holding your fragrant rope of pink flowers.
#3
9/22/19
Make It Five Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Joseph May
Little Johnny was feeling blue
Had a mishap with some glue
He thought he would cheat
And not fall off his seat
Now both buns are stuck to the loo
The basketball player Will Droop
Just skipped to the 'loo for a poop
Our cameras were there
To capture mid-air
This amazing Sports Channel scoop!
There was a line at the loo
poor pups didn't know what to do
each clapped his four paws
with rousing applause
when Frenchy finished his poo!
fluttering romance
butterfly flirts with sun set
strokes of a rainbow
Written: Laura Loo
~Date Written: April 26, 2016~
There once was a cleaner called Su,
Who spent all her time in the loo.
As she cleaned up the pan,
She upset a young man:
He was doing a number two.
neglect
a sweet puppy
without a home to live
warm bed given by a stranger
connect
Written By: Laura Loo
Date Written: February 18, 2016
The captain called all hands on deck
He said come on lads what the heck
Whatever you do
when you have to poo
don’t leave the loo in such a wreck