Short Loo Poems
Short Loo Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Loo by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Loo by length and keyword.
Carle(aka Charles-Andre) van Loo
a French painter not too many knew
Success with prolific quantity
history though sadly says little quality
Little Johnny was feeling blue
Had a mishap with some glue
He thought he would cheat
And not fall off his seat
Now both buns are stuck to the loo
There was a line at the loo
poor pups didn't know what to do
each clapped his four paws
with rousing applause
when Frenchy finished his poo!
The ladies stood in a long queue
The mayor thought they might sue
With their knees together
In all kinds of weather
They await their turn in the loo
white Easter Lily
in church celebrates Pure One –
in fields love - not toil
Written/Composed Good Friday Morning, 14 April 2017.
Tura Loo sweet dove
tura loo rai lay
tura loo sweet love
tura loo rai lay
Tura Loo sweet sunshine ray
tura loo rai lay
Tura Loo sweet lady May
tura loo rai lay
The Loo Seat.
Oh no it’s that time once again
Beware out there all of you men
It's time to look out
When you hear the shout
‘Who left the seat up once again?’
© 15/07/2013
Competition Entry
Tap the garden tap the garden
If you can find another smile
Of the graceful rainbow hue
Like we see in our Laura Loo
Encouraging all in poetry soup
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9/10/2016
The old people crew hastens to bathroom
even if earthquake or hurricane looms.
It’s their mission’s caper
to waste the most paper.
After relief, activities resume.
11/17/2020
Sleep a way
Sleep a way
Pretty baby
Babe a loo
Babe a loo
Bad dreams shoo
Precious one
Off to fun
Till morn' sun
Sleep a way
Sleep a way
Rock a bye baby
Babe a loo
Babe a loo
bad dreams shoo
Jan Allison and Laura Loo are two peas in a pod.
Reading their clever poems, you certainly don’t nod.
The kind reviews from both ladies always make me smile.
They make Poetrysoup look great with their gracious style.
Luloo was in a terrible rush
Shovelled snow then fell on her tush
It isn't a joke -
Her ankle got broke
But the snow's now turned into slush
GET WELL SOON LULOO
26th February 2016
Call me 1 Eyed Harry koo loo
From shy town,kalamazoo
No ham and egger here
Just a local yokel yessiree
"Open door!" yells he,
"Outta way, need a wee!"
After piddle,
Timeless riddle,
"What's for tea?"
"Can't chat!' says she,.
"Need a wee!"
So you and me,
Aging bladder to you,
"Where's the loo?"
Anywhere you go,
Wait, soon you'll know!
When Susie is marrying Martin
The vicar starts belching and fartin’
After Sue says ‘I do’
Vicar runs to the loo
His dodgy lunch is soon departin’!
Sponsored by Tania Kitchin
9,9,6,6,9 using how many syllables
8/26/19
Laura, fondly known as Lu Loo,
Your art needs a shout out, woohoo!
A versatile poet,
Your poems, they show it,
Sending hugs and blessings to you!
14th April 2022
8.8.6.6.8 syllables
For Margarita Lillico's "Paean on poets" contest
Help! I dropped my phone down the loo
What can be done? what shall I do?
Stick my hand deep into the pan
I pull and tug the best I can
Call a plumber or call a friend?
Can't do that, phone's stuck in the bend
Out I go to buy a new phone
Call a plumber when I get home.
A wedding is a gamble
A marriage is a leap
High divorce rates indicate
We just get-ridda the creep
Paper cups and paper plates
Disposable diapers too
Once they’re used, out they go
Same with spouses ~ POO-da-loo!
I found 'em on the floor one night:
discarded socks no longer white
(the guy had diarrhoea, that's clear -
no paper left to wipe his rear -
and took the socks right off his feet...)
I guess he'd used the final sheet
of paper on the roll. He whined,
I bet! Then left his socks behind!
I have never met the lovely Laura Loo in person.
But she's a wonderful poet, of that I am certain.
Her comments on my poems are warm and sincere.
Poetrysoup is lucky to have her here!
10/9/16
Written for CB Tribute Contest-Laura Loo
Sponsor: Andrea Dietrich
Awarded 1st Place
sick to my stomach, this is bull
it's in a cross over plummet
just want to lay on my hammock
close to the loo, bucket that's full
I'm hungry, I'm afraid to eat
water even has an up pull
my baby was brave, not fussy
and here grandma a big pansy
4/4/2022
As more than a few
flew to Peru
to peruse the view
who knew
or had a clue
what a man's to do
in the cerulean blue
but stand in the queue
to use the loo
and if you go too
or tootle on through
in lieu of a zoo
you're due to accrue
sights of a llama or two
in Machu Picchu
It is hard to believe but it is true
Last night my wife Sue stayed home with her boo
I was such a wonderful jack
Had to give him hefty kickback
To spend the night in a Timbuktu loo.
let's use the loo she said
as if it does not have Covid all over the seat
As if there is not feces on the floor
as if it is okay
Give me a diaper I told my grandmother
She stared at me for a long time.
You are thirty-four she said
That's right I replied
Old enough to know better than to use a public restroom
Do not leave the park yet,
Whatever the compulsion,
Many friends owe a debt,
To your poetic excellence!
battles have never been won
by leaving the battle field,
But enemy has been undone
When the hurt do not yield!
So carry the pen as a gun,
To maim those who fired,
This battle has just begun,
Know you are much admired!!