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Goofy Poems - Poems about Goofy

Premium Member Chicken -- after Harry Nilsson
Me and my chicken Won't take a lickin' Whenever he crows Everyone knows it's Me and my chicken. Me and my chicken Our hearts are tickin' Cluckin' and pickin' Here in the thicken We keep on kickin' Me and my chicken Rooster and wiccan You be awestricken Your heart will quicken For me and my chicken. ...

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Categories: goofy, animal, farm, friendship, funny,
Form: Lyric
Premium Member FIRST DRAFT, DAVID GATES SONG
I would give everything I own Give up my hat, toupee, and comb I would give everything I own Just to scratch your back again....

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Categories: goofy, funny love, giggle, humor,
Form: Lyric



Premium Member THE CACTUS TREE -- Sing Along With Joni Mitchell
I went outside to pee Underneath the cactus tree But now I'm in the Ho Spittle The cactus fell on me. Oh the cactus tree the cactus tree I went out to pee and it fell on me. The cactus tree the cactus tree It's such a mystery....

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Categories: goofy, funny, garden, health, hilarious,
Form: Lyric
Premium Member Roadrunner
Rascally roadrunner in the sun finding grasshoppers on the run feed your babies high protein build a nest off the ground in my two live oaks run up and down smiling clown goofy bird When the heat gets too much and drinks are few and baths fewer still find the nearest sprinkler a thoughtful human neighbor has turned on specially for you repay kindness with showy gusto...

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Categories: goofy, bird, cute, drink, insect,
Form: Nonet
Premium Member Piggy
Oh, the piggy loves you The piggy loves me The piggy is homeless, yessiree. Give the pig a cookie Give the pig a bed Or maybe a sarcophagus, in case the piggy's dead. Punch'm in the snout Poke'm in the eye Take the piggy home and dump'm in the sty...

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Categories: goofy, animal, death, farm, humor,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Bob
I once had a buddy named Bob He was an unbearable slob I pressed him a suit And dressed him up cute He dirtied it quickly, the knob....

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Categories: goofy, fashion, friend, friendship, funny,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member My Friend Goofy Giraffe
goofy giraffe is generous, but he has almost no sense He often falls into ponds, and once walked into a fence But he’s a great guy; he once loaned me a sixpence my best friend some days, even though he is dense....

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Categories: goofy, 1st grade, 2nd grade,
Form: Monorhyme
Premium Member Goofy Clocktower Town
Goofy clock tower town at base of the Russian sea, You are pretty weird, and how unusual you be …. With your plump wavy houses and shops, you amuse me I wonder who lives there, are they wild and free? Do they design interesting things in their sleep for you and me? Your uncommon designs are fascinating, don’t you agree? Who...

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Categories: goofy, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Monorhyme
Premium Member Patsy Pugglespuff
Sassy Patsy Pugglespuff Sat in the mire Wasn't feeling warm enough So set her hair on fire....

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Categories: goofy, crazy, endurance, fire, funny,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member Honder
I wander and ponder And couldn't be fonder Of things I've seen yonder Driving in my Honder....

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Categories: goofy, car, happiness, humor, philosophy,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member To Lisa and Joel
Monkeys make the world go round The world go round, the world go round Monkeys make the world go round They make the world go round. Vervet, howler, capuchin Marmoset or tamarin Their ooking and their screaming sound Can make the world go round. Monkey-monkey-monkey-monkey Monkey-monkey-monkey Monkey-monkey-monkey-monkey Monkey-monkey-monkey....

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Categories: goofy, animal, fun, funny, money,
Form: Lyric
A Stage
What, I cannot say, A feeling something's wonkey. Like mucking muddy sand at the bottom of the ocean, Beneath acrobatic, trapeze artist monkeys. What can be said, About the snorkeling tigers? Or the underwater chainsaw juggler, Breathing fire? There's a soggy clown around somewhere, Spitting spades and hearts, and clovers. It's a three-ringed circus sideshow - It too, will soon be over....

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Categories: goofy, funny, humor, humorous, metaphor,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Stoned Chihuahua
I'm baked I'm baked One toke is all it taked....

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Categories: goofy, animal, dog, funny, hilarious,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Slavic Folk Song
Don't eat the bear and the bear won't eat you Don't stomp on flowers Don't spit on the dew If you are a bad person your life will worsen But if you are good then there's no need for cursin' Yoi yoi la la la la yoi yoi la....

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Categories: goofy, animal, flower, happy, music,
Form: Lyric
Premium Member Alt-Lyrics Galveston
Licky butt, oh, licky butt Lick your bum my lovely puppy Gonna feed you a dead guppy It's belly up So feed it to the pup....

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Categories: goofy, 1st grade, animal, cute,
Form: Lyric

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