Short Goofy Poems
Short Goofy Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Goofy by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Goofy by length and keyword.
Me loves dem ramen noodles
They's better, better, better
And if I dump them on my head
They'll make my wetness wetter.
I, I am an aye aye
I'm from Lodi
Hi-dee-ho-di
I, I'm a shoo fly pie
Wearing tie dye
Buzzing sky high
I do not lie guy.
Licky butt, oh, licky butt
Lick your bum my lovely puppy
Gonna feed you a dead guppy
It's belly up
So feed it to the pup.
I ain't gonna walk no more, no more
I ain't gonna walk no more
Got in a wreck and broke my neck
I ain't gonna walk no more.
Do you love me? I can't tell
Threw me in a wishing well
"Wish you'd pull me out" I said
"Sure, I'll do that, when you're dead."
The Easter Butt, the Easter Butt
Put Away Your Booze and Smut
Kiss your Spouse and Hug your Mutt
And Motorboat the Easter Butt.
I would give everything I own
Give up my hat, toupee, and comb
I would give everything I own
Just to scratch your back again.
Gosh-o-Roonies, said the Moonies,
Drag you out into the boonies
Watch you be cut up by loonies
Feed you to the starving goonies.
I once had a buddy named Bob
He was an unbearable slob
I pressed him a suit
And dressed him up cute
He dirtied it quickly, the knob.
I thought I'd met
my perfect life partner
but it turned out
her favorite song was
My Name is McNamara
I'm the Leader of the Band.
[for Joan Osborne]
What if god was a little mouse
Just a mouse in a little house
Just a stranger and a louse
Tryin' to get the cheese.
The sandwich elf, the sandwich elf
Seduces you into eating his self
Turns to jelly
In your belly
Yet blows out whole
From your as*hole.
Universal Sea Shanty; or, The Generic Folk Song
Sailing with potatoes
Sailing with potatoes
Sailing with potatoes
The perfect Irish jig.
With complete freedom
to wear anything one wants
in public:
hamster ball.
Very dapper
sauntering the boulevard
in one's hamster ball.
I'm in the sky
I'm flying high
I asked the Lord
"Do you like my tie?"
He said to me
"I made that tree!"
But I was bored
And had to pee.
I got rubber hair;
I got rubber hair;
I got the rubberiest rubbery rubber hair.
And if I take my blue jeans off
I got matching rubber underwear.
Hi tiddley hi ti I'm all right
I needed a mai tai, keeps me tight
I'm a waking winky -- got a belly ache
I think a Bromo-Seltzer is what I'll take.
Rider on the storm
Rider on the storm
I want to eat a worm
I want to eat a worm
I want to be the germ
Infecting your epiderm
Rider on the storm.
Why am I here? Not existentially
but literally why am I here in the
crawlspace. "Why are any of us
here?" Woh! Who are you
people?
Oom, bumba bumba bumba
Oom, bumba boo
Shoot the police and
Shooby dooby doo.
Oom, bumba bumba bumba
Oom, wumba woo
Shoot out on 42nd
Doo wacka doo.
My goldfish Finster Darcy
Speaks English but not Farsi
He has an education
And moral reputation
He does kung-fu better than you
He's such an inspiration.
Pom Tiddley Om Pom
Buddha says to me
Pom Tiddley Om Pom
He flips me in a tree
Pom Tiddley Om Pom
I get stung by a bee
Pom Tiddley Om Pom
So meditatively.
Bee-have beehive I’ve
a bee in my bonnet from
“sting operations”
with an endless “Beeline“ drone
on some honeysuckle trail!
Date posted : 11th November 2021
I flapped my arms
I flew to Saginaw
Never came back
I'm still in Saginaw
I'd like to fly home
But I'd just get busted
I'm so disgusted
Gotta stay in Saginaw.
'Tis to laugh as the old saying goes
It turns my crank, it curls my toes
A day without grins
Is an absolute sin
I'm Sir Goofy Pants, my parts I expose