Dick Poems - Poems about Dick

I think, AI can fool the surface eye, the sun of everyday common day -- the night of charming only twinkle glitter night -- But, what it can’t fool~ is, complex soul spectrum; what it can’t step away from is, its own deceitful presence – the blight of laziness -- felonious poetic...

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I laid down my long schlong On a table full of kong dongs The judges had short tongs To flip the dongs flop the men and women on song You wouldn't guess who won? God, Tom, John, Cock? No, you are so wrong It was not my long schlong Or Johns God throbbing Cock It was Moscow...

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He lived in a small village Dick Longly was his name He was known for miles around An extra long willy his claim to fame The men folk thought him a legend Considered him unbelievably blessed The women wanted to get to know him Put that legend to the test!! Dick was known by many a name One “The Three legged man” “Dick the Donkey...

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Who dares rouse Leviathan, the Giant beneath the heaving deeps? This world now teams with Ahabs whose heaping anger never sleeps. Each one wants to hook its jaw and each to press its tongue; to try its rich and fragrant oil and see it bound and beached and dumb. Poor soul captains on fragile ships vainly sharpening the barbless spear. The Whale scoffs beneath the...

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Violate everything. Upset all order. re-stack the cards, deal me to a world where my id rules, rid me of what cares about right, wrong or you. Or it's gonna kill me. I'm Ahab. Says Stub, "he's got what some folks ashore call * a conscience; it's a kind of Tic-Dolly-row they say--worse nor a toothache." Way worse than a toothache. Covers tangled, pillows scrunched,...

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Tom Dick and Harry were brought fishing by Grandpa Pete. he argued they would starve at home, with nothing to eat. they’ll get into the fish and gobble them up said aunt Mary. prediction totally spot on, knowing Tom, Dick and Harry....

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I’ve written about “Dick The Bully” “Dick The Ignorant” also This poem is about “Dick The Coward” Who is one of the lowest of low “Dick The Coward” you are gutless You follow and persecute in a pack You ride on the coat tails of other bullies Then cowardly and viciously attack Afraid to voice your vile comments Unless the other Dicks are there You...

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Hal is a catfisher. He has had lots of dates this month. He cannot believe how fast women are these days. They practically tear your pants off. He poses as Dick, a bachelor. Says he is an artist and a composer. Today’s lunch date is late. She shows up and he is startled. It is his wife. She had used a different photo. Said her...

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Dick and Jane go to college to learn how to read and to write 'Cos they didn't in high school where they studied, on You-Tube, the rights of violent protestors, sexual predators, 'n gender-bathroom rules ~ not to...

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At sea Fish of gold gleams Old memories return Beam of sunset’s pink light sent from Valis...

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Dick and his cat I was in the deep depth of youth sitting in a library struggling through Dick Whittington and his cat. Looked the fable up on Wikipedia and was disappointed, Dick and his cat were different from my recollection I had the cat and Dick walking to London In my fantasy world, the story was much richer, so I will...

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Sophisticated, debonair, dashin' Epitome of ultra-cool passion They called him Tricky Dick Thought himself mighty slick Slipped on her runway ~ came to... spent, ashen...

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Whom I had decided to pick For the office was Dick, Until I learnt that he’d been sick, Unable to even his lips lick And on drugs to not seem a stick… And I had to settle for Nick. Now sure that it was no trick Like wonderful jobs, in reality ‘slick’, Yet aware that Approved Nick Had been...

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DICK, you think yourself fearless Protected by your screen Shaming and blaming ,being hurtful So brave and bold when unseen Now DICK ,its obvious you don’t refrain From spewing out uneducated remarks Maybe that’s all you know And ignorance is embedded in your brain Your behaviour presents in a few ways Via comments , poems and one liners Abundant with insults and sarcasm Lacking...

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