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Dick Longly

He lived in a small village Dick Longly was his name He was known for miles around An extra long willy his claim to fame The men folk thought him a legend Considered him unbelievably blessed The women wanted to get to know him Put that legend to the test!! Dick was known by many a name One “The Three legged man” “Dick the Donkey ”another And “Wham Bam thankyou Ma’am” Dick was naturally a happy man Though he did have one concern His appendage was so long and dangly It caused him to tumble and turn He tried tying it in knots But it had its own stubborn mind Not doing what it was supposed too Unraveling each and every time Dick had a brilliant thought Which worked perfectly without fail He tucked his willy underneath He is now known as the “Man With The Tail”

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Date: 1/30/2025 1:06:00 PM
Oh Deb, this gave me a laugh, what a tail. Needed a laugh today and you came up with this, it did the trick… Beryl x
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Date: 1/30/2025 1:29:00 PM
Glad it gave you a laugh Beryl and you enjoyed! Debx
Date: 1/24/2025 4:12:00 PM
OMG Deb, how I wish i'd written this one - it would be in the risque rhymes section of my book lol lol. adding this gem to myfaves! hugs Jan xx
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Date: 2/3/2025 2:20:00 PM
I've hit my limit of publishing poop books Deb, 2 is enough for me lol but I am starting to post a few poopy poems on soup again:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 1/25/2025 3:37:00 PM
Thats quite the compliment Jan….thankyou my friend! If ever you invite other poets poems to your books….feel free to use it ! Debx
Date: 1/24/2025 1:37:00 PM
Hot gog, great one. And I worry about using Glueteus Maximus? this was insanely cleaver
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Date: 1/24/2025 2:42:00 PM
Thankyou dear Pangie…so glad you liked it! l am a bit on the naughty cheeky side like someone else l know!! Ha…..Debx
Date: 1/23/2025 11:16:00 PM
Reminds me of my poem Rust from the Anthology!!! I loved it Deb!
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Date: 1/24/2025 1:43:00 AM
Thanks Patrick! ….Debx
Date: 1/23/2025 3:25:00 PM
That was fun - Dick is aptly named! Maybe he could use a wheelbarrow or something.
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Date: 1/24/2025 3:27:00 AM
Thanks David! …..Debx
Date: 1/23/2025 2:18:00 PM
I once knew a man named Peter Urn Winfrey that walked with a slight limp. When people asked him why, he told them his right leg was shot off in Vietnam.
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Date: 1/23/2025 2:27:00 PM
Jerry you are back!! YAY…Soupmail my friend….Debx
Date: 1/22/2025 8:01:00 PM
You didn't ... Hmm. Yes you did. lol. ~ Dick Hertz
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Date: 1/23/2025 7:04:00 AM
I did BB….Dick Less! Hehe X
Date: 1/22/2025 4:08:00 PM
Ha ha ha ha…. Case closed. It was you who stole my funny away… I want it back, you hear ;-)
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Date: 1/23/2025 7:05:00 AM
Nope its mine now my FF!! Debx
Date: 1/22/2025 1:02:00 PM
Deb, you've created a masterpiece of complete silliness and hilarity. What a hilarious, mischievous adventure through a poem that only you could write!
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Date: 1/23/2025 7:16:00 AM
Awww thanks Lasaad l really do appreciate your kind words….and so happy you liked it! Debx
Date: 1/22/2025 10:56:00 AM
Way tooooooo much creative fun in this write. Have a fun day as you write away..................
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Date: 1/23/2025 7:14:00 AM
Hehe l do like a little fun Paula…..thankyou for your kind words! Debx
Date: 1/22/2025 10:40:00 AM
Haha you naughty girl Deb, what a hoot. Tom
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Date: 1/23/2025 7:11:00 AM
You know me Tom a bit cheeky and a bit naughty! Hehe….Debx
Date: 1/22/2025 7:22:00 AM
Dick was rather silly, in fact he was a fool, although he had a 12inc dick, he never used it as a rule. Love your sense of humour Deb xx
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Date: 1/23/2025 7:10:00 AM
Ha glad you enjoy my humour John! Cheers…Debx
Date: 1/22/2025 6:50:00 AM
Hilarious! “Tous beaucoup!” ;D
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Date: 1/23/2025 7:08:00 AM
Thankyou Maureen….appreciate your words! Debx
Date: 1/22/2025 6:25:00 AM
- :))) ... the ending was the icing on the cake :))) ... thank you, Deb :))) - hugs
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Date: 1/23/2025 7:03:00 AM
Hi Sunshine….glad you liked it my friend…Debx
Date: 1/22/2025 6:10:00 AM
Dear Deb, This one had me laughing out loud! What a wild, cheeky romp through a tale only you could tell! You’ve spun humor and absurdity into pure gold. Thanks for the grin that won’t quit! Winter Blessings, My Dear Friend, Daniel
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Date: 1/23/2025 7:02:00 AM
Your comment Daniel makes me happy….to be able to bring a little laughter into someones day is a nice feeling…l thank you…Debx
Date: 1/22/2025 5:05:00 AM
A long tale indeed…lol
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Date: 1/23/2025 7:02:00 AM
Ha indeed Kim….thanks…Debx
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