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A Literal Dick Measuring Contest

I laid down my long schlong On a table full of kong dongs The judges had short tongs To flip the dongs flop the men and women on song You wouldn't guess who won? God, Tom, John, Cock? No, you are so wrong It was not my long schlong Or Johns God throbbing Cock It was Moscow and Washington Two Absolute blue whale dongs Throbbing all the way to the third war

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