I Am Hal I Mean Dick

Hal is a catfisher. He has had lots of dates this month. He cannot believe how fast women are these days. They practically tear your pants off. He poses as Dick, a bachelor. Says he is an artist and a composer. Today’s lunch date is late. She shows up and he is startled. It is his wife. She had used a different photo. Said her name was Ivy. You are a Dick! She says to him. Let’s pretend we aren’t married he says. Best conversation they have had in three years. He hopes she will be fast like the others. She isn’t.