Short Dick Poems
Short Dick Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Dick by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Dick by length and keyword.
A Greedy Dick
A greedy Dick's seed
will hardly succeed.
Volodymyr Knyr
2017...
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Categories:
dick, birth, body, humorous, men, people, relationship, success,
Form:
Couplet
The Two Darrins
Dick York was the first
then Dick Sargent finished it
both did Darrin well...
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Categories:
dick, nostalgia,
Form:
Haiku
The Sly Ones
See Dick and Jane run
from town to town they do go...
bank robber's shuffle....
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Categories:
dick, places,
Form:
Senryu
Don't Call Me Richard
What happened Richard?
You used to be a nice guy.
Now they call you Dick!...
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Categories:
dick, anger,
Form:
Haiku
Dick
Can't you get it
Love is something that you are
If you sweat it
You're something else by far...
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Categories:
dick, love,
Form:
McWhirtle
He Swore On Moby Dick
He
Didn't swear
On "Bible"...
But "Moby Dick"
No!
From the movie "Fried Green Tomatoes"...
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Categories:
dick, dedication, funny
Form:
Lanterne
A Roundworm
Unlike his fellow Dick, a roundworm
stays in the human gut not being firm.
Volodymyr Knyr
2014...
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Categories:
dick, body, humorous, insect, men, people,
Form:
Couplet
Philip K Dick 2-3-74
At sea
Fish of gold gleams
Old memories return
Beam of sunset’s pink light sent from
Valis...
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Categories:
dick, memory, psychological, remember, spiritual, surreal, usa, visionary,
Form:
Cinquain
White
waling and
yelling at
the top
of his
voice
Ahab
stabbing
the air with
a harpoon says
that
whale
is a dick...
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Categories:
dick, muse,
Form:
I do not know?
Best of British Old Style
A savoury kedgeree
Lancashire hotpot
A prime beef wellington pie
With pan haggerty
Spotted-dick pudding
Real ale
Cheers!...
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Categories:
dick, food, places
Form:
Epulaeryu
Viagra Please
Sagging
Wagging
Shagging
Ragging
Need blue pill for sagging, wagging dick
Leads to thrills for shagging, ragging chick
8/21/11...
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Categories:
dick, girlfriend-boyfriend,
Form:
Tyburn
Created Enemies
Created Enemies
Dick Chaney looked for a foe
With his President in tow.
Presidential agendas he had
That ended up very bad....
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Categories:
dick, celebrity, political, war,
Form:
Couplet
One Perfect Limerick - Part 2
A poor lad contracted VD
He cannot infect you or me
This lad wasn’t so thick
Tied a bow round his dick
But it isn't easy to pee!...
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Categories:
dick, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Ben Dover Pre-Dick-A-Mint
Penelope could touch her toes
And quickly would assume that pose
But everyone knows
It isn't her toes
That beckons to so many beaux!...
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Categories:
dick, lust,
Form:
Limerick
Rational Tweet To a Nationalist Ethnocentric American Imbecile
stp wving ur big american dick,beating evry 1 ovr head w/ it.u r broke.ur ppl R suffrng. tend 2 ur own,motha****r.no 1 wants ur freedoms....
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Categories:
dick, life,
Form:
Free verse
Nighttime Talk
Johnny Carson, Jack Paar
Who was late-night TV talk's greatest star?
Leno, Letterman, and Dick Cavett
couldn't compare; didn't have it...
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Categories:
dick, celebrity, how i feel, stars,
Form:
Clerihew
Riding the Range Once More
Ophelia rolled in the clover
With Peter, Dick, & Ben Dover
The Vicar dropped by
And all heard her cry,
"Love the seats in your Range Rover!"...
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Categories:
dick, discrimination,
Form:
Limerick
Con Fusion
Dick Flaccid lived a Mary life
Though Bible teachings caused him strife
He hoped someday
Someone would say,
"I now pronounce thee man and wife!"...
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Categories:
dick, culture, word play,
Form:
Limerick
Dentist Named Dick
There once was a dentist named Dick
He inflicted pain with a kick
A patient named Fred
Was soon seeing red,
So he jumped down and ran out quick....
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Categories:
dick, 4th grade, 5th grade, 6th grade, fun,
Form:
Limerick
Name Dropper
Richard Nixon was quite slick
Most just called him tricky dick
But it was in Watergate
that he did participate
Ford pardoned him very quick...
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Categories:
dick, fun,
Form:
McWhirtle
Tricks Are Treats
The once was an old private Dick
who oft bought lottery quick picks
Raja’s corner store
sold tickets galore
Dick went broke and paid him with tricks....
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Categories:
dick, funny,
Form:
Limerick
Spotted Dick
In England it has achieved fame.
Dried currants dot this steamed pudding.
“Spotted Dick” is this dessert’s name.
So few Yanks have heard of this thing....
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Categories:
dick, food,
Form:
Quatrain
The Weak End
There once was a girl named Michelle
Who described her life as pure hell
Then along came Dick
On a pogostick
And she had no wish to get well . . . ....
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Categories:
dick, humor,
Form:
Limerick
even worse than delirium tremens
Who claims an IQ doctorial?
Melania’s spouse who's scansorial
This second act ape
Will all of us rape
As the new D.T.—Dick Tatorial...
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Categories:
dick, humor, political,
Form:
Limerick
Heather
I knew a young lady named Heather
She'd make love in all sorts of weather
Out in the woods
She'd share her goods
With Tom Dick Harry and Trevor.
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Categories:
dick, humor,
Form:
Limerick