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Why Dick and Jane Can'T Write

Dick and Jane go to college to learn how to read and to write 'Cos they didn't in high school where they studied, on You-Tube, the rights of violent protestors, sexual predators, 'n gender-bathroom rules ~ not to mention supporting 'Healthy Hemp' businesses too

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Michael Tor

Date: 10/2/2022 4:12:00 PM

Insightful Gershon a sad truth my friend...

Michael Tor
Date: 10/3/2022 2:24:00 PM

lol...

Gershon Wolf
Date: 10/2/2022 6:35:00 PM

See Dick. See his face. His face is sad. See Spot. See his face. Spot is happy, because Dick is sad. Spot can read. Spot reads to Dick. Spot and his ilk take over the civilized world... And the world went to the dogs and everyone lived miserably ever after. That's all, Folks! ~ Looney Tunes

Linda Alice Fowler

Date: 10/2/2022 6:53:00 AM

In a discussion the other day someone mentioned that their kid couldn't read cursive. My niece said she had to teach her son how to write his signature when they opened a bank account for him. Studies show that writing longhand (cursive) every day helps cognitive function. Where did I leave my pen and paper!?

Gershon Wolf
Date: 10/2/2022 6:34:00 PM

Studies also show that reading helps kids progress socially past age 4. Not that anyone believes it's possible anymore. ~ Thumb-sucker