Butt On Poems - Poems about Butt On

...I was so scared that my hair turned gray. All because I wore white after Labor Day. I was so scared that I damn nearly died of fright. People became violent and I was forced to fight. People were......

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...Santa went out last night dressed as mutton. Partied too much; was a real butt on. Woke with aching hangover. Mrs. Santa, boil-over, Threaten to punch in his bellybutton. You need to deliver......

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...PAWS VICK: Paws on me But still I won't flee When I make you see How homies are suppose to be Although as busy as a bee I will be your he You'll be the she And we will set sail, free To b......

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...My Little Miss does not do 'aloof' One kitty dash as I sit, and poof! Lap kneading, too greedy Head butting, so needy I declare love, but she demands proof- No Sunday sleep-ins will she allow ......

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...I heard a prattling rattling battling noise In my children’s room, in the midst of their toys Slurp and Shriek Dancing deep A battling ram came out and gave me a peek Was that a battling ram? ......

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...The virtuality of the moment is like... Hmmmm You my mysterious online coquette! The celebration of all festivities, unlike any banquet, I knock, you butt-in Voila! Pearl on the shore, And yo......

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...In bewilderment I woke up in Jerusalem They were talking about Jesus, and they were spooked. He was way too wise for a twelve-year old, and asking questions no one wanted to answer. They were try......

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...A close relative was talked into getting a pet once because he was a newlywed, and a sensitive guy, and he wanted to please his bride. She talked him into getting a cat. Within a year, he and his ca......

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...Oh dear what can the matter be It's  Rheen the queen needing to wee How can I just sit with my knickers down don't think I will  be able to balance my crown. How can a queen pee behind a tree......

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...Continued: So, there I was on the porch standing in shock This Big Mama Bear sitting right in front of me On her butt on the grass! Just feet away! I thought something was wrong with her It ......

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...It may have been the devil himself who prompted the kids in my schoolyard back in 1947 to chant "Patsy Foley's roly-poly from eating too much ravioli." At first, no one could remember who started ......

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... I wish every fella had a woman like mine, a woman who is supremely confident She builds the condos, and she collects the rent My baby is a real go-getter, she knows how to take care of her ......

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... I'm the good bad cop, I'm good at being bad My partner is the bad good cop, he's bad at being good We make a good team, we put a scare into the bad guys Both of us love reading them their ......

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...pondered I discovered the season's called FALL, 'cause ambition skips casting’s call. rain and darkness grumpy bark-ness I sink like a skiff in a squall pleaded Doctor! Doctor! Diagnosis......

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...I saw a little boy and two pretty girls play on the beach He took a few back steps and caught the ball But hit his butt on a pointed shell And let loose his good catch He lost out to the girls ......

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