I discovered the season's called FALL,
'cause ambition skips casting’s call.
rain and darkness
I sink like a skiff in a squall
Doctor! Doctor! Diagnosis?
It feels fatal — What? Psychosis!!!
has it’s way with me
Doctor says it’s the dreaded... HOUSITOSIS!
Get off your butt you silly old fool!
Go to the gym! Use a power tool!
Get on with life
Don’t ***** at the wife
—sawbones, (I'm thinking), ain’t cool
Plopping my butt on a bike, I went for a strenuous ride
Bike didn’t melt in the rain, nor did my glutinous hide.
Now I pamper my health, with beer and munchies deep fried!
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