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Backsides Poems - Poems about Backsides

Premium Member Quiet Power of a Chair
... Written: April 26, 2025, for contest by Brian Strand ***************** It comes in sizes small medium ......

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Categories: backsides, appreciation, cheer up,
Form: Other
Overrun by stuffed subdued teddy bears
...Overrun by stuffed subdued teddy bears... of diverse and sundry sizes engaged in woebegone wild rumpus as a last hoorah for diversity, equity and inclusion, whose somber bowed heads (hide t......

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Categories: backsides, absence, adventure, america, angel,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member A Risque Dream
... I had a dream, it was risqué Read on if you dare I was at a masquerade ball And all there were bare. Except for wearing masks of course No one cared at all Just got on with naked d......

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Categories: backsides, humorous, nonsense,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member I Hear the Boots of Krystallnacht
... I hear the boots of Krystallnacht marching in our streets Heil, Hitler… Heil, Sinwar… Heil, Hitler… Heil, Sinwar… I hear the glass of Krystallnacht clinking 'neath the......

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Categories: backsides, cry, god, history, jewish,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Hating the Skinny Gals
...Those three must not eat at all, we corpulent cats said. It was class reunion time, and our backsides were spread. They are still stuck up observed my friend Toddie Tedd. I bet they don’t eat suga......

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Categories: backsides, woman,
Form: Rhyme



Dust Laden Chair
...We all know when to find it: The time guests ate to down sit And host cleans chairs not a bit, Careless cleaners sometimes hit, A move to have their throats slit Or sure make their teeth they gr......

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Categories: backsides, allusion, health, house, wisdom,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member When I Was Ten
...Now in my time echoes I remember then my full days in a life when I was ten. We lived in a shadow much greater at the gates of Eden and its dormant crater. We’d climb its he......

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Categories: backsides, memory, youth,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Our Political Divide
... Our Political Divide Miracle Man Opinion 6/17/2022 Each time a problem, of any kind, rears its head, the establishment quickly looks for someone to blame. Efforts should be directed ......

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Categories: backsides, how i feel, political,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member We Six Sheep of Bethlehem Be
...We six sheep of Bethlehem be Bogg, Whiff, Wheep, the triplets and me* We all get fed and sleep in this shed It's simple, but so are we! O star of wonder, star so bright Guiding strange folk he......

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Categories: backsides, animal, celebration, christmas, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Racist Rant
...Our POTD is now black versus white. We are going to see a racist rant in plain sight. It’s sad when a poet, uses their pen as a stick. This POTD has no merit and honestly makes me sick. Why wou......

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Categories: backsides, racism,
Form: Rhyme
Annulment Coming Up
...I blame me brother for the likes of this predicament, when we pub crawled up to Bunyip, and where our night was spent. Thank God I wasn’t in the driver’s seat, ‘cause we wouldn’t be alive, but me......

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Categories: backsides, humor,
Form: Rhyme
My Life In Sevens - Part Two
...I am fourteen. It’s a hot summer day in 1954. My mother, father, two brothers, one sister, and I Pile into our 1952 Chevrolet station wagon And head to Coady’s Creek in Perintown, Ohio. It’s ac......

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Categories: backsides, life,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Grumpy Old Man
...Love comes in all shapes and sizes – Thank God! Myself having evolved in some rather, undesirable directions... But what is the same anymore? Environmentalists say, not the sky! Not the sea......

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Categories: backsides, analogy, corruption, introspection, leadership,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Do We Dare Waterfall
...Pummelled intensity, underneath we face her force Exhaled wide eyed in white, witness rainforest exhibit Splashed grins enfold a third tongue, waterfall Her glistening christening combines us in s......

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Categories: backsides, baptism, boyfriend, care, celebration,
Form: Free verse
Would the Real Matthew Scott Harris Please Stand Up
...Would the real “Matthew Scott Harris” please stand up! Yo...over here in Schwenksville, Pennsylvania all the other ones (that follow below)... them guys imposters I write – every ƒµ©**** one. ......

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Categories: backsides, 12th grade, adventure, age,
Form: Free verse

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