Backsides Poems - Poems about Backsides

Quiet Power of a Chair

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Written: April 26, 2025, for contest by Brian Strand

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It comes in sizes
                    small
                        medium
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Overrun by stuffed subdued teddy bears

...Overrun by stuffed subdued teddy bears...

of diverse and sundry sizes engaged 
in woebegone wild rumpus
as a last hoorah 
for diversity, equity and inclusion,
whose somber bowed heads
(hide t...

A Risque Dream

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I had a dream, it was risqué 
Read on if you dare
I was at a masquerade ball
And all there were bare.

Except for wearing masks of course
No one cared at all
Just got on with naked d...

I Hear the Boots of Krystallnacht

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   I hear the boots of Krystallnacht 
   marching in our streets
     Heil, Hitler… Heil, Sinwar…
     Heil, Hitler… Heil, Sinwar…

   I hear the glass of Krystallnacht
   clinking 'neath the...

Hating the Skinny Gals

...Those three must not eat at all, we corpulent cats said.
It was class reunion time, and our backsides were spread.
They are still stuck up observed my friend Toddie Tedd.
I bet they don’t eat suga...

Dust Laden Chair

...We all know when to find it:
The time guests ate to down sit
And host cleans chairs not a bit,
Careless cleaners sometimes hit,
A move to have their throats slit
Or sure make their teeth they gr...

When I Was Ten

...Now in my time echoes
  I remember then
  my full days in a life
  when I was ten.
We lived in a shadow 
  much greater 
  at the gates of Eden
and its dormant crater.

We’d climb its he...

Our Political Divide

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Our Political Divide
Miracle Man Opinion
6/17/2022

Each time a problem, of any kind, rears its head,
the establishment quickly looks for someone to blame.
Efforts should be directed ...

We Six Sheep of Bethlehem Be

...We six sheep of Bethlehem be
Bogg, Whiff, Wheep, the triplets and me*
We all get fed and sleep in this shed
It's simple, but so are we!

O star of wonder, star so bright
Guiding strange folk he...

Racist Rant

...Our POTD is now black versus white.
We are going to see a racist rant in plain sight.
It’s sad when a poet, uses their pen as a stick.
This POTD has no merit and honestly makes me sick.

Why wou...

Annulment Coming Up

...I blame me brother for the likes of this predicament,
when we pub crawled up to Bunyip, and where our night was spent.
Thank God I wasn’t in the driver’s seat, ‘cause we wouldn’t be alive, 
but me...

My Life In Sevens - Part Two

...I am fourteen.
It’s a hot summer day in 1954.
My mother, father, two brothers, one sister, and I 
Pile into our 1952 Chevrolet station wagon
And head to Coady’s Creek in Perintown, Ohio.
It’s ac...

Grumpy Old Man

...Love comes in all
shapes and sizes – Thank God!
Myself having evolved in some
rather, undesirable directions...

But what is the same anymore?

Environmentalists say, not the sky!
Not the sea...

Do We Dare Waterfall

...Pummelled intensity, underneath we face her force
Exhaled wide eyed in white, witness rainforest exhibit
Splashed grins enfold a third tongue, waterfall
Her glistening christening combines us in s...

Would the Real Matthew Scott Harris Please Stand Up

...Would the real “Matthew Scott Harris” please stand up!

Yo...over here in Schwenksville, Pennsylvania
all the other ones (that follow below)...
them guys imposters I write – every ƒµ©**** one.

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