Short Backsides Poems

On tests, we cheated sometimes, to get 'A's'

   If ever caught, with our backsides we would pay...

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         "Hey kids! have you seen the keys for the door
I'm sure I put them down there before
     I'm thinking this place is haunted
    Or is your mother being taunted
          Own up, or your backsides are gonna be sore"




  Why cant I find my keys?...

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The king of Saturn, it's said,
Has eyes in the back of his head
    To add to the brunt,
    He has none in the front
And so everywhere must be lead.

The king of Jupiter, too,
Has his head on, askew
    He says hello
    When he sees people go,
With only their backsides to view....

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Our backsides don’t see the stars

  the seeds of our eyes hypnotized

mesmerized suspenser

  on the flapping sheet

etchings of a classic

  flick  moths flutter and cling

seeing shadows drawing ever nearer

  on the grassy knoll

sunflower eyes expand

  as the sea explodes

and Brody’s one hundredth pronouncement

  stunned and slow backwards tow

“We’re gonna need a bigger boat…”

7/8/2019...

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Those three must not eat at all, we corpulent cats said.
It was class reunion time, and our backsides were spread.
They are still stuck up observed my friend Toddie Tedd.
I bet they don’t eat sugar, salt, chips, spaghetti or bread.

They dress too fancy too, they think they are all that.
This came from a really Rubenesque gal, I think her name was Pat.
We stared at the skinnies, wishing they would be a little more fat.
Angry at their lanky svelte ways, I acted a bit like a brat....

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