Short Backsides Poems
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"Hey kids! have you seen the keys for the door
I'm sure I put them down there before
I'm thinking this place is haunted
Or is your mother being taunted
Own up, or your backsides are gonna be sore"
Why cant I find my keys?
The king of Saturn, it's said,
Has eyes in the back of his head
To add to the brunt,
He has none in the front
And so everywhere must be lead.
The king of Jupiter, too,
Has his head on, askew
He says hello
When he sees people go,
With only their backsides to view.
Our backsides don’t see the stars
the seeds of our eyes hypnotized
mesmerized suspenser
on the flapping sheet
etchings of a classic
flick moths flutter and cling
seeing shadows drawing ever nearer
on the grassy knoll
sunflower eyes expand
as the sea explodes
and Brody’s one hundredth pronouncement
stunned and slow backwards tow
“We’re gonna need a bigger boat…”
7/8/2019
Those three must not eat at all, we corpulent cats said.
It was class reunion time, and our backsides were spread.
They are still stuck up observed my friend Toddie Tedd.
I bet they don’t eat sugar, salt, chips, spaghetti or bread.
They dress too fancy too, they think they are all that.
This came from a really Rubenesque gal, I think her name was Pat.
We stared at the skinnies, wishing they would be a little more fat.
Angry at their lanky svelte ways, I acted a bit like a brat.