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why men are never depressed hmm is that right


Blog Posted:2/19/2013 3:23:00 PM
WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:
Men Are Just Happier People --
What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack...
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom
because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress £5,000. Tux rental-£100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you,
He or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is £8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough..
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes..
Everything on your face stays its original colour.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, even decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one colour for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives
On December 24 in 25 minutes.
Men Are Just Happier People

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  1. Date: 2/20/2013 7:43:00 AM
    I am beginning to think I'm a gay man trapped in a woman's body. LOL. So much of this could be me, save for the urinal. My wedding dress cost $60. I think of my wrinkles as window dressing, I only own 3 pairs of shoes (honest) and 1 purse. But I will agree. Gross bathrooms are beyond icky, and I have insisted on another. LOL. But I travel with one suitcase. Hugs, soooooo funny!

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    Roberts Avatar Seren Roberts Date: 2/21/2013 5:18:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Oh my 3 pairs of shoes, good grief I am not going to admit to how many I have. i agree about bathrooms, cant stand a messy one. Hmm one suitcase you didnt say if it was enormous lol. Thanks for stopping by...Seren
  1. Date: 2/20/2013 2:58:00 AM
    BRILLIANT LUV XX

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    Roberts Avatar Seren Roberts Date: 2/20/2013 5:17:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    lol I was waiting for the women to start shouting....seren
  1. Date: 2/20/2013 1:11:00 AM
    Ha Seren yep that's right, I think my poem Life From Her and Him proves that....David

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  1. Date: 2/19/2013 3:36:00 PM
    Im LMAO!! I can relate to almost all these "facts"! I'll check the other one...

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    Roberts Avatar Seren Roberts Date: 2/21/2013 5:19:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    glad you enjoyed them
  1. Date: 2/19/2013 3:24:00 PM
    Will stand by for the flack to fly on this one, come on ladies, lets have the comments .......

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