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Hell

I sauntered out of an Irish Pub
Basted in booze and Irish smooze
The whiskeys sure didn’t cover the blues
Me, I knew this wasn’t good news

As a crossed the street
I met a bus, Full of nuns, all in a fuss
There was no contest, the bus sure won
I was run over and ready for a place with no sun

I arrived in hell, this surly no surprise
At least I was drunk, or so Satan surmised
He looked confused and asked who am I?
A Lawyer? a Dictator? or maybe I was both?

I apologized profusely for I surely was not
Any of those professions, I'm no in their lot
He asked if I was expecting 72 virgins?
As drunk as I was, I said I was not

He was angry and mad, there was doubt
What could the Devil do? He seemed in a stew
So he gave me a degree, in Law and Justice
So I could live in hell among all the others untrusted!

Notes: No Lawyers were hurt or maimed in the writing of this poem, and I apologize for that!

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  1. Date: 7/29/2014 11:05:00 PM

    Arthur, a true Irishman would have talked the devil into buying the next round. i had a good laugh at the disclaimer at the end of the poem.
  1. Date: 7/29/2014 10:51:00 PM

    Ah your full of humor in this, I love a good sense of humor, hugs xxx
  1. Date: 7/29/2014 7:57:00 AM

    Enjoyed this witty write, Arthur; have you been able to count all the lawyers yet, or is the place/number too big?! // paul
  1. Date: 7/29/2014 7:46:00 AM

    Funny! :) you got a strange sense of humor, but I am drawn to it like a moth to a flame. :) xxx
  1. Date: 7/29/2014 1:59:00 AM

    Well a witty one,, great write Arthur !
  1. Date: 7/28/2014 11:56:00 PM

    Hahaha! Arthur you wrote a good one here..
  1. Date: 7/28/2014 11:34:00 PM

    Very funny my friend....love the 72 virgin reference..... Cheers

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