Urination Poems - Poems about Urination

...I went outside to pee Underneath the cactus tree But now I'm in the Ho Spittle The cactus fell on me. Oh the cactus tree the cactus tree I went out to pee and it fell on me. The cactus tree ......

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... Defecation, constipation, urination... it's toilet humour! At least I'm just a crap poet ... sadly some folk are just full of it God MUST have a sense of humour - because he crea......

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...Hydration, urination, frustration I’m being Pampered with Depends The means justifies the ends For with my bladder shrinkage There comes a bit of leakage It’s so simple I just do it do it I can......

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...Fieldwork is stellar, sexy, or strenuous and sad Talking values, prolonging childhood Is not for the faint hearted among S. Africa's "Coloured" My "township" boasts about acting backward Using wa......

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...Watching upcoming toilet bowl lvii highlight of February 12th, 2023 Above title attests how mine mundane mein kampf insync as a veritable clogged drain oh: flush with adventure overflowing exc......

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...CIPROFLOXACIN HCL 500 MG remedied urinary tract infection No aversion nor embarrassment admitting, divulging, and jumpstarting poetic endeavor regarding yours truly afflicted, blighted, and con......

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...High summer at the Regiment, Admin Inspection coming around So they placed a little saluting base At the edge of the Parade Ground. A coco matting covered floor On a stout square wooden base Wh......

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...Watching upcoming toilet bowl lvi highlight of February 13th, 2022 Above title attests how mine mundane mein kampf insync as a veritable clogged drain oh: flush with adventure overflowing excrem......

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...Urination reigns rains flowing Covering the firmaments grasses Backing splashing on the oak tree Nose to the grindstone Kentucky bluegrass Sniffs out allergens striving to mark a pat......

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...If urination is disinfectant for pea Is cuncation Pepe Lepu's hesitancy......

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...colorblind and smelling flowers stuck in the past again missing mom wishing i had not spent all my money on my last trip thoughts of the fun within thinking of my most emotionally draining hea......

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...Preface: There is entirely too much water being consumed. People should be satisfied with thirst and being dry. They should think about desert sand, romancing dunes and bleached bones in repose. ......

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...Preface: There is entirely too much water being consumed. People should be satisfied with thirst and being dry. People should think about desert sand, romancing dunes and bleached bones in repose. ......

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...No lentil beans before bedtime unless... (alternately titled: unrelenting flatulence) Ya wanna count bajillion sheep, but tween gluteus maximus powerful natural gas explosions during sleep (as......

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...Yet upon another reflexive routine dash skipping to Waterloo, I got emboldened with idea praising basic vital functions aware requisite elimination of liquid and/or solid waste any obstruction d......

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