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Premium Member Urination, Don'T Take It For Granted
Dick Burton examining Liz Taylor's rectal sphincter for blood.
      That's love.
            Sexual love. Pornographic, anthropological, primate love.

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Categories: urination, dance, heart, life, self,
Form: Free verse
Unavoidable To Deny Praising Urination and Defecation
Yet upon another reflexive routine dash
skipping to Waterloo, I got emboldened
with idea praising basic vital functions
aware requisite elimination of liquid
and/or solid waste any obstruction
disallowing body to expel toxins would

prove fatal, thus gratitude toward
regular unpicturized, unhindered, and
unaided intervening measures undertaken
to experience thee nonpareil pleasures
actuated without purgative,...

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Categories: urination, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Elegy
Premium Member THE CACTUS TREE -- Sing Along With Joni Mitchell
I went outside to pee
Underneath the cactus tree
But now I'm in the Ho Spittle
The cactus fell on me.

Oh the cactus tree the cactus tree
I went out to pee and it fell on me. 
The cactus tree the cactus tree
It's such a mystery....

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Categories: urination, funny, garden, health, hilarious,
Form: Lyric

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