Best Urination Poems

Dick Burton examining Liz Taylor's rectal sphincter for blood.
      That's love.
         ...

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Little Susie had peed her new pants
Such an unfortunate circumstance
In front of her mother
She blushed a red colour …
then invented the wet knickers dance!




I used...

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MAY CAUSE:
Fever, Stiff Muscles, Sweating, Confusion,
Uncontrollable Jerky Muscle Movements,
Fever, Chills, Body Aches, Flu Symptoms,
Sudden Numbness, Weakness, Problems With Vision,
Headache, Increased Thirst Or Urination,
Loss Of Appetite,...

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Making secreted dreams
that beat the sound of excreted water
flowing with each enriched elimination
the kidneys are in movement
the physical process is in timing
moving the waste
and expelling
the...

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Husband and wife are inside their bed room sleeping,The wife is bordered and couldn`t sleep.She woke her husband,so as to iron out some issues.The clock...

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Bet You Did Not Know

Several mammalian species
When dropping their mammalian feces
Just before the big push
Will align their tush
Or so says this researches thesis

He watched 70...

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It was a five ringed circus
Complete with the ragged remains of a tourniquet
Heavily fringed by the under eye baggage of a bloated nefarious
Clown soul that...

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For the first time 
since the end of Summer, 
Mr. Nobody wears his socks to bed, 
a sad admission that 
things were going to get...

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Today, our cat spent some time with the vet for his prognostication.
It had been a couple of years or so since Simba's last examination.
Simba had...

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Fieldwork is stellar, sexy, or strenuous and sad
Talking values, prolonging childhood
Is not for the faint hearted among S. Africa's "Coloured"
My "township" boasts about acting backward
Using...

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with a beard and a weary face
i head out into the town
tired eyes and tired hearts
result in nothing but wretched frowns

cider splashes down my jeans
i...

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After all of the hard hits

And you hitting the fake witch

And calling the sweet schoolteachers name

You feel the fires of  hell  and have...

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The Wall

Generations have passed The Wall
glancing at its brick and mortar majesty.
Crowds gathered – to be amused,
swayed, exhorted, demonized –
by the vagabonds of vitriolic vendetta.
Unseen...

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No lentil beans before bedtime unless...
(alternately titled: unrelenting flatulence)

Ya wanna count bajillion sheep,
but tween gluteus maximus powerful
natural gas explosions during sleep
(ass suspected source) – courtesy...

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How To Know When You Are Getting Old

By Elton Camp

Well, there is longer room for any doubt
When the senior discount is asked about

If your little...

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