God KNOWS - I'm a poop poet!

Jan I posted a poem called "Jingle bells " all it received was one comment, i do believe a sense of humour is frowned upon on here.

lol John:-) I will never be deterred from writing about turds lol but am saving these poopy/risque poems for my next (and last) book "Toilet humour and Risque rhymes." it is in the editing process at the moment:-) hugs jan xx

Just a handful of persistent bullies (of course they deny it and remove their comments) I am not just a poop poet, I found an old collaboration i did with Robert Lindley back in 2014, i was so honoured he asked me to write with him. hugs Jan xx

I will drop by and read thanks Regina:-) hugs Jan xx

lol Dukem gee the thought of them together in power is beyond scary:-( hugs Jan xx

Thanks Tania, thanks for your continued support, as for the mockers and blockers it has backfired on them as it actually spurs me on to write more poop and silly poems for the book lol:-) hugs Jan xx

thanks Terry - one day they will stop but to be honest its like water off a duck's back - just inspires me to write more poop - next book coming along a treat and the lass who illustrated 'a giggle a day... can chase the blues away' is going to do some illustrations for me:-) hugs Jan xx

Thanks Lin, you of all people here know there is a lot more to me than merely a poop poet, I just like having a pop at myself, saves the bullies doing it instead. lol One of my highlights on soup was a poem called Homeward Bound, it took me 4 days to write as it is set to music and i am not musical - I am still hoping a conductor on the island will use it with a choir as i would love to hear it sung for real/:-) hugs jan x

I will sit on my throne as long as i can Victor - just have to be careful I don't get piles lol:-) hugs Jan xx

thanks DM:-) hugs jan xx

Thanks John, I will never let the mockers and blockers from stopping me trying to make folk laugh - have endured it since 2014 and it still goes on .. but frankly my dear John .. i dont give a ... POOP! hugs jan xx

Let me guess, is it a sinking ship?

lol Art, as you know some of it can't be ignored... just like a huge turd stuck in your tush - its a real pain lol lol:-) hugs jan xx

agreed Tom, but it was nasty comments in my early days on soup which made me write even more poop poems lol so in a way it 'backfired' like a massive fart lol:-) hugs jan xx

Very well said Tom!

I'm saving most of the poop for the next book karen lol:-) hugs jan xx volume number 2 lol lol

ha ha ha - I have that sort of idea in my next book lol:-) hugs jan xx

have sent you a soup mail xx

Next book? Can you send me an email with some of your works and how to purchase them. You got me intrigued.

Thanks Benjamin - i will never stop trying to make folk smile, that said i am hardly posting any funny poems now as i am saving them for my next book:-) hugs jan xx

Thanks David, I hope those that are still writing nasty comments will stop ... after all God is watching THEM too - at least neither of us have a particular faith, I just hate the hypocrisy of those who do yet don't act in a Christian way - and I can still be a 'good person' even if i write poop poetry - surely God wouldn't want us all to be miserable and surely making folk smile isn't a crime! hugs Jan xx