I'M Being Pampered With Depends

Hydration, urination, frustration I’m being Pampered with Depends The means justifies the ends For with my bladder shrinkage There comes a bit of leakage It’s so simple I just do it do it I can’t remember where I threw it But to this date it’s just been water Haven’t yet let loose a “squatter” And I still can change my own While talking on a speaker phone So it’s safe to take me driving Or leave me at home alone I’ve gone from Pampers to Depends The way it started is how it ends My life became a little sadder With the shrinkage of my bladder ©7/16/2023