Short Urination Poems
Short Urination Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Urination by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Urination by length and keyword.
You Had To Ask
If urination is disinfectant for pea
Is cuncation Pepe Lepu's hesitancy...
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Categories:
urination, animal, giggle, word play,
Form:
Couplet
"pee-Pee Lyrics In Valentine"
Making secreted dreams
that beat the sound of excreted water
flowing with each enriched elimination
the kidneys are in movement
the physical process is in timing
moving the waste
and expelling
the urination from the necked Urethra
aka:lyricvixen ha-ha!...
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Categories:
urination, funny, health, history, science, song-lyric
Form:
I do not know?
#02 (Harangued)
with a beard and a weary face
i head out into the town
tired eyes and tired hearts
result in nothing but wretched frowns
cider splashes down my jeans
i slip and fall on the floor
i bump i bang i get harangued
and then im shown the door
waiting for a taxi head in my hands
urination down the filthy alleyways
vomit bursts from my cracked lips
its all the same day after day...
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Categories:
urination, angst
Form:
Rhyme
How Could I Resist This Challenge
Little Susie had peed her new pants
Such an unfortunate circumstance
In front of her mother
She blushed a red colour …
then invented the wet knickers dance!
I used the poetry soup word generator and it came up with the word ‘urination’ … now how could I resist THAT challenge!!!
(In the UK pants and knickers are what are known as panties in the US)
26th January 2016...
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Categories:
urination, child, growing up, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Doggy Puddle-
Urination reigns rains flowing
Covering the firmaments grasses
Backing splashing on the oak tree
Nose to the grindstone Kentucky bluegrass
Sniffs out allergens striving to mark a path
Marking at territorial arenas grasp
A leg up Or just a squat
Relinquishing rains
Watch the green grasses
Now yellow patches
From yellow rain
Puring down tween a dog's leg
1/24/22
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr © 2022...
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Categories:
urination, adventure, crazy, dog, funny,
Form:
Free verse