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Short Urination Poems

Short Urination Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Urination by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Urination by length and keyword.


Premium Member You Had To Ask
If urination is disinfectant for pea
   Is cuncation Pepe Lepu's hesitancy...

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Categories: urination, animal, giggle, word play,
Form: Couplet



"pee-Pee Lyrics In Valentine"
Making secreted dreams
that beat the sound of excreted water
flowing with each enriched elimination
the kidneys are in movement
the physical process is in timing
moving the waste
and expelling
the urination from the necked Urethra

aka:lyricvixen ha-ha!...

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Categories: urination, funny, health, history, science, song-lyric
Form: I do not know?
#02 (Harangued)
with a beard and a weary face
i head out into the town
tired eyes and tired hearts
result in nothing but wretched frowns

cider splashes down my jeans
i slip and fall on the floor
i bump i bang i get harangued
and then im shown the door

waiting for a taxi head in my hands
urination down the filthy alleyways
vomit bursts from my cracked lips
its all the same day after day...

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Categories: urination, angst
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member How Could I Resist This Challenge
Little Susie had peed her new pants Such an unfortunate circumstance In front of her mother She blushed a red colour … then invented the wet knickers dance! I used the poetry soup word generator and it came up with the word ‘urination’ … now how could I resist THAT challenge!!! (In the UK pants and knickers are what are known as panties in the US) 26th January 2016
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Categories: urination, child, growing up, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Doggy Puddle-
Urination reigns rains flowing Covering the firmaments grasses Backing splashing on the oak tree Nose to the grindstone Kentucky bluegrass Sniffs out allergens striving to mark a path Marking at territorial arenas grasp A leg up Or just a squat Relinquishing rains Watch the green grasses Now yellow patches From yellow rain Puring down tween a dog's leg
1/24/22 Written words by James Edward Lee Sr © 2022...

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Categories: urination, adventure, crazy, dog, funny,
Form: Free verse




Book: Shattered Sighs