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Tape Measure Poems - Poems about Tape Measure
Tape Measure Poems - Examples of all types of poems about tape measure to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read
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Sex Almost Every Day
...My cousin-in-law’s grandma was at a party. She says, “Me and my husband had sex almost every day.” I think some of us fell out of our chairs. So she goes on, “Almost on Monday, almost on Tuesday…” ......
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Kim Rodrigues
Categories:
tape measure,
humor,
Form:
Prose
My Friend Sharon
...My friend Sharon is the same as me as we have decided to let it all hang free. No more corsets or underwire because we feel we are still on fire. Without recourse to peer pressure or need to ......
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Jean Murray
Categories:
tape measure,
age, blessing, friend,
Form:
Rhyme
The Bird Box
...It’d been a long day at work So he sat in the sun Enjoying the beer he’d earned The day finally done Closing his eyes he relaxed When a persistent peep Interrupted his dreaming And he starte......
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Julie Draper
Categories:
tape measure,
humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Ooops, That Scale
... That day, I was on my scale, thought I was fat? Till I realized, i was holding two, five pound cats! Scales are deadly, for women, it is proven true. Use ......
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Panagiota Romios
Categories:
tape measure,
encouraging, humor, women,
Form:
Couplet
The Mouthy Tape Measure
...Santa’s workshop was full of singers of every kind of voice. The loudest one that sounded like gravel was my cousin Joyce. She was wrapping and humming, and they all sang along. We are in the best......
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Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
tape measure,
humorous,
Form:
Monorhyme
Audition
...They examined me with tape measures in their eyes as I entered superimposing famous female faces over my own in their minds like pictures printed on clear plastic sheets placing one atop another o......
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Angela Douglas
Categories:
tape measure,
beauty, career, celebrity, film,
Form:
Free verse
No Homework
...I’m sorry I’ve no homework, But it’s really not my fault, I tried hard all last week to do it, But got such a jolt! Sat down to do my homework, It was history that day, The theme was myths and ......
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Richard Tipping
Categories:
tape measure,
homework, mythology,
Form:
Rhyme
Enthusiastic Amateur
...ENTHUSIASTIC AMATEUR I am lying here trapped and need some assistance, And all because of my husband’s persistence. “You don’t have to buy any bookshelves,” he said. “I’ll pu......
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Bryn Strudwick
Categories:
tape measure,
books,
Form:
Rhyme
Gratification
...A Scot had once been quite handsomely built Now with corona did not fit his kilt Ate all he could find With more on his mind Became rotund and his manhood did wilt Isolation made th......
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Kai Michael Neumann
Categories:
tape measure,
conflict,
Form:
Limerick
Members Only
...They say that the average US member is 160mm long, don't rush for the tape measure - it might be wrong; I'm not sure if that applies to the innuit as well, just because they're a bit short, you ne......
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Terry Reeves
Categories:
tape measure,
cute love, encouraging, environment,
Form:
Prose
Laundering Her Accounts
...New England's late May sun was long up, and yet her laundry began to unfold and clip onto the droopy clothesline, while yet to warm into 8 AM. She wore a light spring jacket and need not think......
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Gerald Dillenbeck
Categories:
tape measure,
analogy, destiny, health, humanity,
Form:
Political Verse
Saturday Morning
...Distant babble, a shout, an egg beater, What does the clock say? More noise, a dream dancing just beyond memory’s reach, Where are my glasses? 6:45, no, 8:54 I found them on the sill. Down one,......
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Carson Chandler
Categories:
tape measure,
family, leaving,
Form:
Free verse
Treasure Chest
...To find my hidden treasure No need for a tape measure “X” does not mark the right spot Treasure hunters get one shot Unravel my hidden code, and watch my treasure unfold The key is words you......
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©
Just James
Categories:
tape measure,
love,
Form:
Sonnet
No Pleasure In the Measure
..."Too young!" were the words that everyone said, while working so hard to get a degree. First time on our own, and fresh newlyweds, seeking employment, yet happy were we! In a strange ne......
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Carrie Richards
Categories:
tape measure,
funny, work,
Form:
Sonnet
Tape Measure
...tape measure in hand soft spoken,"Can't believe it".... dust upon treadmill Inspired by the contest about addictions not an entry.... Since my back problems and t......
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Sara Kendrick
Categories:
tape measure,
addiction,
Form:
Senryu
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