Tape Measure Poems - Poems about Tape Measure

...Garage door opener Ice cream carton Pencil, erasers, pencil sharpener Magazines Tv remote Gummie pills Magic markers Towel Black sock Gray sandal Sketch pad Twinkie wrapper Snickers bar ......

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...Tape Measure The very deep breathing of the tape measure continues to affect my USB holders cha-cha rehearsals. ......

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...Shes just a girl! She holds her childhood close, says the stuffed bear waiting for her on her pillow She wants to be a good student, says her desk piled with completed assignments She loves bright......

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...As years have passed and I’ve amassed More tools than I know I need, I have to stress that I’m impressed with The roles and goals they fulfill. I love the hours with power tools And hand-held ......

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...My cousin-in-law’s grandma was at a party. She says, “Me and my husband had sex almost every day.” I think some of us fell out of our chairs. So she goes on, “Almost on Monday, almost on Tuesday…” ......

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...My friend Sharon is the same as me as we have decided to let it all hang free. No more corsets or underwire because we feel we are still on fire. Without recourse to peer pressure or need to ......

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...It’d been a long day at work So he sat in the sun Enjoying the beer he’d earned The day finally done Closing his eyes he relaxed When a persistent peep Interrupted his dreaming And he starte......

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... That day, I was on my scale, thought I was fat? Till I realized, i was holding two, five pound cats! Scales are deadly, for women, it is proven true. Use ......

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...Santa’s workshop was full of singers of every kind of voice. The loudest one that sounded like gravel was my cousin Joyce. She was wrapping and humming, and they all sang along. We are in the best......

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...They examined me with tape measures in their eyes as I entered superimposing famous female faces over my own in their minds like pictures printed on clear plastic sheets placing one atop another o......

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...I’m sorry I’ve no homework, But it’s really not my fault, I tried hard all last week to do it, But got such a jolt! Sat down to do my homework, It was history that day, The theme was myths and ......

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...ENTHUSIASTIC AMATEUR I am lying here trapped and need some assistance, And all because of my husband’s persistence. “You don’t have to buy any bookshelves,” he said. “I’ll pu......

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...A Scot had once been quite handsomely built Now with corona did not fit his kilt Ate all he could find With more on his mind Became rotund and his manhood did wilt Isolation made th......

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...They say that the average US member is 160mm long, don't rush for the tape measure - it might be wrong; I'm not sure if that applies to the innuit as well, just because they're a bit short, you ne......

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...New England's late May sun was long up, and yet her laundry began to unfold and clip onto the droopy clothesline, while yet to warm into 8 AM. She wore a light spring jacket and need not think......

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