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The Bird Box

It’d been a long day at work
So he sat in the sun
Enjoying the beer he’d earned
The day finally done

Closing his eyes he relaxed
When a persistent peep
Interrupted his dreaming
And he started from sleep

A brown and grey sparrow
Was in a tree nearby
Twittering and fluttering
Darting round in the sky

He magnanimously
Heard the internal call
To build a home for his friend
It would take no time at all

He had wood he could use
Although it had a twist
And it was rotting too
So he added to a list

Along with a tape measure
And extra nails, in case
Also, the saw was rusty
Another thing to replace

An expensive trip later 
He had all he required
In fact, he had more -
His card almost expired

Building the box began 
He slaved under the sun
Then slapped on some paint
And at last it was  done

The bird glanced at the box
And immediately sussed
It was substandard housing
It flew off in disgust

So he was left with the bird box
All wonky and empty
It had cost him $350 -
Bunnings had them for $20

Copyright © | Year Posted 2023




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Date: 3/20/2023 12:32:00 AM
A funny poem about the bird box. A good poem.
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Julie Draper
Date: 3/20/2023 1:24:00 AM
Thanks Jeanette, I'm pleased you enjoyed it :)
Date: 3/20/2023 12:17:00 AM
this is nice and lovely, i love birds, a punchline funny and "bizarre" , i appreciate my reading
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Julie Draper
Date: 3/20/2023 12:27:00 AM
Thanks Yann :) We must share a similar sense of humor! Thanks for the comment, that's really nice of you to take the time to do so.

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