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They say that the average US member is 160mm long,
don't rush for the tape measure - it might be wrong;
I'm not sure if that applies to the innuit as well,
just because they're a bit short, you never can tell.
Stayed with some friends - they said that it was customary
to sleep with the wife, like a drink, rather complimentary,
I had visions of peeling off seal skins, probably four,
but found out, what looked like less was deffinitely more.
Here comes the joke: What's the difference between
an eskimo and a eunuch? Who invented these things?
One is a frigid midget with a rigid digit and
the other is a massive vassal with a passive tassel.
Footnote: My host asked me how the night was?
I said: 'Er, very nice thank you.' Deffinitely longer here.
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