Pounds Poems - Poems about Pounds

...“Dragons don’t live up to the talk. I’ll find a way to fix the wagon”, Opined the jealous Jabberwock, “Of the scaly, lummox dragon.” This foul fiend then, most inhumanely, Pausing to munch ......Read the rest...

... Now he wants her back... The same cad who called her "Unattractive" and "overweight" a moon or two ago, and demanded she s......Read the rest...

...The grandfather on my mother's side was a cheapskate. A real cheapskate. One Christmas, he gave me a used paperback book. Something like “Jimmy Plays Baseball.” It was written for a 7 year old c......Read the rest...

... Why does the phone weigh 800 pounds when I pick it up to call an old acquaintance of mine I stagger and stammer and put the phone down anyway, he was probably out-of-town ......Read the rest...

...In the early 70’s I went on a spiritual quest… To find God. After a month in the Himalayas A case of some gastro…whatever The loss of 25 pounds I returned home My mentor asked me “did you fin......Read the rest...

...Tic-Tok Oh me, oh my, How time keeps tick-tocking by! Each year shaves pounds of days off the next.And Unburdened, it races on,faster and faster yet. We say,"Wasn't it yesterday or maybe jus......Read the rest...

...midday storm shakes house rain pounds against windows house remains quiet dogs hide under sheets cat tucks herself under bed house remains quiet......Read the rest...

...3 Tablespoons of crown royal 1/2 t of nutmeg 5 Tablespoons of parmesan (grated) 2 Tablespoon of Tarragon 2 T of chive 1 teaspoon of cayenne salt to taste ( about 1 teaspoon) 1 teaspoon of lemo......Read the rest...

...My heart pounds faster and faster. So, I squeeze harder and harder. With my hands around my neck, my face turns redder and redder. For these feelings are ones I would rather feel no longer. And ......Read the rest...

...Curious and anxious for a gift so grand, To see the face of my newly born joy, Half hoping to see daughter placed in my hand, I walked, spring in my steps and heart in buoy, To feel the feeb......Read the rest...

...A Day at The Auction (Silly word play) Gathered a well known assortment of undesirables, Who came to View an eclectic array of collectables, Searching through others unwanted respectabl......Read the rest...

...He always brought the subject up at the most inappropriate of times, usually when some c**t was trying to kill us. Are you a believer now? If I get out of this, I’ll think about it. We got out of i......Read the rest...

...Look here there is a rose here Beside me so velvet to my touch! Should I cherish a rose this much? This rose beautiful as she?! How Is this to be? Wondrous in all Sensuality basic of extremes?......Read the rest...

...May 2051 Damali was preparing for the big event Beginning today "12:30 bright and Early like my Dad said". Damali Was thinking. DJ was on video phone Now. "Hey Damali! You know who'll Be......Read the rest...

... Me: How did you start out? Sand: I was born a rock. About 5 inches round and weighting about a six pounds. Me: Now did you become just a tiny grain of sand? How did you get so small? Sand......Read the rest...