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Pounds, Pounds, Pounds

Pounds, Pounds, Pounds

Step on scale, gotta lose weight, 
Pounds, pounds, pounds.
Pound in new habits, eat right, run more
Running around, running around and around.

Can’t wait, step on scale, 
Sure I’ve lost weight,
Pounds, pounds, pounds.

Step on scale, gained weight,
Pounds, pounds, pounds. 
Pound in new habits, eat right less, run more, more.
Running around, and around, and around.

Can’t wait, step on scale, 
Sure, I’ve lost weight,
Pounds, pounds, pounds

Step on scale, gained weight, 
Pounds, pounds, pounds.
Pound in new habits, 
Hammer in hand, Hammer to scale, 
Pound! Pound! Pound! …

NoelsArt

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Date: 2/14/2019 8:56:00 PM
Noel~ you can reach your goal weight. Don't listen to nay sayers, give yourself time and keep writing humorous poems. You are winner! Panagiota
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Date: 2/9/2019 1:13:00 PM
I learned the best thing is to destroy the scale! You can try measuring with a tape measure...))) not kidding. Waist hips thighs, arms chest, etc. Keep a chart. I lost ton of inches but few pounds, I went from a 14 to a size 6! Give it a whirl. Besides that, your poem is accurate! People quit because of the scale~horrid scale. Good luck. Panagiota
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Date: 2/10/2019 10:06:00 AM
Thanks Panagiota, Congrats on your size 6. I won a Humorous contest speech, trying to keep perspective on weight loss, my goal is to lose 20 lbs.
Date: 1/27/2019 9:33:00 AM
My life in a nutshell. Thank you for putting it in perspective.
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Date: 1/27/2019 9:47:00 AM
Glad to give perspective. I look forward to reading your poems. NoelsArt
Date: 1/22/2019 10:12:00 AM
Ah, yes, I can relate so readily to this one. Have been there, and back, won the T-shirt.
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Date: 1/22/2019 10:31:00 AM
Caren, winning and losing is a good thing. NoelsArt