Pants Poems - Poems about Pants

...April 4—Personal grooming… Ending Daily Shaving in Retirement When Sam Adams retired from the U.S. Department of State, he made five vows which he kept for years. first, he would quit......Read the rest...

...I FELL ONE NIGHT, WELL IT WAS DARK! THEN WOUND MY WAY INTO A PARK IT'S PEOPLED BUT WITH KANGAROOS WHO HAVE LOST ONE OR MORE OF SHOES BETTER THAN LOSING PANTS, I GUESS WHO CARES! SIT DOWN! PUT......Read the rest...

...In one context with the bowl around, we are all some nets' searching soul which sorround. Colds that holds us tight, we preserve. And so we do deserve the sight. Never there had been a Reserve fo......Read the rest...

...Grandma’s button box and first aid kit were both mainstays in the kitchen. We knew she had everything to help us if we were hurting or itch'n. If we tore up our pants, got poison ivy or ripped a bu......Read the rest...

...Another boy at the high school dance Seeking love and a little romance The cutest girl smiled I bowed quite beguiled And it ripped out the seat of my pants......Read the rest...

... (with nudity optional) Not another effort from The Lefts bleating masses, but the sparkily aristocracy of cerebral-celebritys; their binary-duality sweeping earth-wise. I ......Read the rest...

...His pants were quite dry when he got 'em His classmates just laughed when they caught him A wet widening stain And it sure wasn't rain Now it's way too easy to spot him ......Read the rest...

...I'm promised to your finger tips The ones that run through my hair and run across my skin When there's space between that skin and the cloth that hangs off me My shirts aren't tucked into my pants......Read the rest...

...H. G. Wells: "If you fell down yesterday, stand up today! You saw me blush at my latest mistakes, Even laughed, for heaven’s sake, Slipping, sliding, into the mud, Twisting, turning, I knew thi......Read the rest...

...Smiling in the street while it thunders, today is the day I let my mind go, I turn my cap inside out, climb up the trees to look below. Fill my pants with leaves and bark, my heart fil......Read the rest...

...Little girl you are waiting over and over in vain your cup full of dust nothing there for you to crave Look at the world with your soul don't tell me what you see little girl is you were alon......Read the rest...

...CRISIS TEAM:HELLO WE ARE HERE TO HELP AGENT BROWN: HELLO I AWAKEN EVERY NIGHT BETWEEN THREE OR FOUR AM I CANNOT BREATHE PANTING HEARING MY FETUS HEARTBEAT SO LOUDLY CRISIS TEAM: YOU ARE SAF......Read the rest...

...Your bones are scattered in a boggy field - it happens all the time. Time is your pocket handkerchief, your shattered wristwatch, your best evening pants, all reduced to insect dust. Hundre......Read the rest...

...I fear I've lost the light In this storm of chocolate rain Muddy waters cloud my sight Within this foul smelling haze But I know I'll make things right I'll escape this hell someday And my ti......Read the rest...

...Who pooped my pants? I ask in vain what sinful man could leave this stain? There's......Read the rest...