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Premium Member A Summer Humorous Limerick

Pretty summer days are really hot,
am I being cooked like crabs in a pot.
Fireworks made me pee my pants,
all wet but I will still dance.
Looks like I hit the big summer jackpot.

PANTS ON FIRE

PM MELONI

TRUMP A PHONEY BALONEY

HE LIED ABOUT ME

Premium Member Hung on to His Chair by the Seat of His Pants

There was once was a lady called Ullah
took a trip across to Dimbullah

Why she went there 
here's the story she'd share

Hey I'm not gonna fool ya
took part in a dance called a hula

And Peder would follow 
he'd tweak his big toe

He didn't take part in this wonderful dance
hung on to his chair by the seat of his pants

Wherever was Ullah, Pedder would go
his admiration is always on show

This beautiful couple the friendship we cherish
Makes no difference if they're speaking  their danish

We value their knowledge from the plants that they grow
observation of nature from the seeds that they sow

This information we make sure it wont vanish 
Here's a secret I  now will reveal they make no claim to be spanish

When Peders at craft he always just sits
clickety clack from needles, it's a hat that he knits

Dying fine wool Peder remains silent, uses the wool a holey sock he must darn
And Ullah ? Total contrast!! She's really quite noisy when spinning some form of a yarn

They often have fabrics, by hand they have dyed with colour galore
from all of the markets they've finally retired they'll sadly be seen there no more


Premium Member Today Is Out Of Order

Today is out of order. 
I just want to flee,
everything is biting me like a big yellow bee.
The day started off with mold on my brie,
then I lost my only house key.
Under the bed looking for my shoe on one knee,
my pants went wet with pee.
Please just set me free,
this is my one and only plea.

Premium Member Stan

Stan is a big burly man
He was stuck on the can
Man’s best friend also a jerk
Petty pup fluffy prankster
With jaws dog stole his pants

Premium Member wearing my go to pants

wearing my go-to-pants today
cozy elastic waist
I could sleep in these
matter of fact, I have


TRUMP PANTS ON FIRE

TRUMP LIES FOR THIS YEAR

SO MANY CAME TO MY EAR

END WAR ONE DAY DEAR

Premium Member Ants on my Pants

Once, when I got bored, 
I spied the Golden Horde, 
or, was it just some ants
crawling up my pants?

Premium Member pink pajama pants

pink pajama pants
large and floppy but comfy
my favorite thing

Premium Member Big Boy Pants On

Big Boy Pants On
 I don’t want to hear it.
 You're in denial.
 You're on your own.
 Put your big boy pants on.
 No complaining.
 No whining.
 These are the choices you make.
 Don’t ask me for money.
 You lowered the bar.
 You can only go up from here.
 No more excuses.
 Don’t pretend.
 I’m not a crutch.
 Good luck.
 I can’t wipe your ass forever.
 Lazy generation by far.

Premium Member Pissy-Pants

I announce a decree,
overactive bladder, pee frequently.
I must haste to and fro,
because I just really have to go.
Gangway, vacate the loo,
or I'm going to splash all over you!

I wear industrial size diapers that
are pricey,
I'm a human waterfall, how dicey.
Aging isn't easy,
I know this poem is cheesy,
but I still can do a little dance,
as I've nicknamed myself, "Pissy-Pants!"

Premium Member Ants In Your Pants


Ever wonder why we giggle
How does it actually start
What makes it uncontrollable
Perhaps it's a silly old fart

Giggles are quite intangible
You can't buy 'em at the store
Worth buckets full of greenbacks
Some gold and so much more

You're in a state of euphoria
You try to stay calm but can't
It's a tonic for whatever ails you
When ants get in your pants

Ever wonder why we giggle
How exactly does it start
They say it's very good for the soul
And does wonders for your heart

Premium Member 'Smarty-pants'

    ‘smarty-pants’
       too big for his britches

    kept his audience
       in virtual stitches

    on the road from rags to riches
       ran into some unforeseen glitches

    courtesy of parents' old-fashioned switches
       'smarty-pants’ derriere throbs and twitches

Premium Member Flared Pants, Mini Skirts and Mr Eliot

How like Eliot it is in tone.
Even the landscape has the grime
of London in each line. I must have been
no more than nineteen when I wrote 
the poem caught in the spell of his hypnotic 
rhythm and rhymes.
The bright, clean air of my home 
was seen through the filter
of a foreign fog, his soulful exhaustion 
washed a gray tide across my youth.
He stood as a monument in whose shadow 
nothing could grow.
Prufrock haunted the back alleys
of my mind, a rebel almost in the guise
of a comic. He was hardly me
in a world of pub rock and cold beers
on lazy, sun drenched Aussie afternoons -  
no rolled up trousers but instead,
reefers, flared pants and mini skirts 
and a future balanced on the whim
of a conscription ballot
hanging over my head.

Premium Member Liar Liar Pants on fire

The red pills are out again
all hot and bothered on menopause
Angry Birds
spewing angry words
we need a poo poet to respond
to these silly turds

Now Kamala I am sure has lied
a time or two
she's a politician, who cares red or blue
now Trump
who can not read or write
as lied to you thousands of times
I just lied
Is billions
I lied again
Is trillions

Angry Birds hate
like bats in a cave
their world is all upside down
no one told them
they are the clowns

There views are formed
by a little tube in front of them
they have no empathy
nor humanity

They are couch terrorists
frauds for sure
excited by burning flesh
soon behind them
The lion will roar

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