Best Pants Poems
Ode To My Skinny PantsI fooled the whole world for a number of years
The opposite sex...those gullible dears
A sexy slim body, and cute little butt
Had them acting like fools...behaving like nuts
But old Father Time had a plan for this figure
That cute little butt, well, it only got bigger
One life...
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Categories:
pants, funnyworld, me, , cute,
Form:
Hot Pantscan you imagine my disappointment...I believed her
...she might of been the one...that one woman
that has eluded me my whole lifetime...but...
...she...she was...
she was just blowing smoke up my ass...
story of my life...it's just never right...so many frauds...
but her....well her I trusted...I was willing to try...but
well she...
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Categories:
pants, cry,
Form:
Free verse
I Almost Pooed My PantsWith my fishing vest and waders, and a found long wooden staff
I walked along the jetty, on a rock-piled curvy path
The day had grown to darkness, with no light there to be found
When something unknown had startled me, when it made a...
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Categories:
pants, fishing,
Form:
Rhyme
Smarty Pants Poem Number TwoThought it would be fun to write a cute little Smarty Pants poem.
I was crazy with excitement about it, laughing with happiness gore.
I was so happy about the idea, I figured it had been done before.
So I typed in Smarty Pants poem into my Google...
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Categories:
pants, 2nd grade, 3rd grade,
Form:
Rhyme
Kamala liar pants on fireKamala said she has only worked for the American masses
She did work for Speaker Willie Brown as his mistress
Even her husband loved his mistress
So much he had her abort their fetus
She doesn’t support parent's rights
She doesn’t support the police
She doesn’t support...
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Categories:
pants, patriotic,
Form:
Free verse
Stay-In PantsI went outside with stay-in pants
But no one even gave a glance
For masks on people just enhance
Invisibility.
Before this, when I wasn’t seen,
I thought such ignorance must mean
That younger folk just aren’t keen
On older ones like me.
I much prefer to blame the mask
Than taking those with...
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Categories:
pants, how i feel,
Form:
Rhyme
We Will All Wear Khaki PantsWe are all going to wear khaki pants to the parade.
What’s khaki? I ask, knowing, but wanting to see his reaction.
He is new, and I love to toy with the new guy.
“You know,” he says, “Um, tan, plain, dull, plain, tan.”
“I don’t have any pants...
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Categories:
pants, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form:
Light Verse
Pantsthey go and down
some big and around
some
fall as you dance
its these
thing call
PANTS...
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Categories:
pants, adventure, fantasy,
Form:
Light Verse
Ants In My PantsPut on my pants
Let out a giggle
Do a little prance
Do a little wiggle
Up down
Dance around
Wiggle tickle
Wear a frown
Stop the dance
Remove the pants
Take a stance
Kill the ants...
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Categories:
pants, children, health, imagination, nature,
Form:
Rhyme
Categories:
pants, adventure, children, funny, imagination,
Form:
Cinquain
Fried PantsWritten on May 17, 2012
Updated on April 17, 2017
Mr. Phiburn, a man who had tried
To live not by the truth, but all lies
No surprise where he went
For him, eternity was spent
Wearing pants that were
Very well fried.
Inspired by: “Liar, liar pants on fire”...
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Categories:
pants, death, funny,
Form:
Limerick
Tight PantsAs soon as I convince myself that food is not my friend
This one-sided relationship will all come to an end
Each day when I arise I pledge an archetypal goal
To overcome the food addition pulling on my soul
But as the day goes forward, problems start to...
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Categories:
pants, food, funny, hope, humorous,
Form:
Burlesque
Dank PantsA fisherman sat with line all lank
perched on crooked stool that soon sank
backside now all mud covered
his face an embarrassed red
off home he went with his pants all dank.
11/13/2014
contest: limericks clean and clever...
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Categories:
pants, fishing,
Form:
Limerick
Liar, Liar Pants On FireBilly was ten and building a rocket.
He claimed no one his age could top it.
The day came for the firing
But a blunder in the wiring
Made it end up in Billy’s pants pocket....
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Categories:
pants, humor, youth,
Form:
Limerick
Smarty-Pants PigeonsWhen Dragon communed with nature, all the pigeons came home with him.
And from our daily feeding of wild birdseed, they decided to take their fill.
Unfortunately, they did discover, they liked it, a little bit, way too much!
So they moved onto our wires and trees, completely...
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Categories:
pants, fantasy, fun, funny, humor,
Form:
Light Verse