Short Pants Poems

Short Pants Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Pants by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Pants by length and keyword.


This Thing Call Soul

iits a feeling
get reeling
you jump
to stump
make you dance
with ants inyour pants
its make you bold
THIS THING CALL SOUL


Fancy Pant

love to prance
willing to take a chance
 it cloth  or new too
red white and blue
loves to dance
they call him
FANCY PANTS

Summer Wear

short skirts
make you alert
hot pants
makes you dance
you just stare
but touch you dare
watching
these
SUMMER WEAR
Form:

Summer Wear

short skirts
make you alert
hot pants
makes you dance
you just stare
but touch you dare
watching
these
SUMMER WEAR
Form:

Summer Wear

short skirts
make you alert
hot pants
makes you dance
you just stare
but touch you dare
watching
these
SUMMER WEAR
Form:


The White Boy Dance

for boy thats white
on his feet he's light
he jump he hump
to the bump
he's get soul in his pants
watch
THE WHITE BOY DANCE

Ueses Your Gift

they come from above
with love
born with   this
so don't sit
it
sing dance or
a fancy pants
don't be a stiff
ueses your gift

Belt and Pants

its a need indeed
some like pante
to dance
and prances
its make you wept
put  you in a trance
without the
BELT AND PANTS

Gas

A gassy stomach isn't funny
If you fart it comes out runny
Your pants are  full of liquid gas
That wouldn't stay in your a--
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member Persistency

Persistency of wearing pants while still in shorts,
May end up wearing a piece in any sort.






May 8, 2022    12.15pm
© Len Gasun  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Rhyme

Rat

• Snivelling spineless rat! • Show yourself like a man • Pull up your big boy pants • And bring back my van!
© Salmon Oid  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Rhyme

Bottom Line

There was a woman of Rett
who alas was constantly wet.
She took a chance
wore extra pants.
But folks sat by her with regret.
Form: Limerick

Life a Risk

won't dance 
take a chance
you need romance
mabe your fancy pants
all these thing excist
 noway you can't miss
LIFES A RISK

Homeboys Dance

we get together
in all weather
and do our fancy pants
jump and thump
play like a toy
while we prance
its
our
HOMEBOY DANCE

Sex Romance On a Bike

it was in the pass
and a task
need know gas
my pants was tight
we rode at night
it was a hot  hike
it also was
SEX ON A BIKE

Take a Chance

lifes is a chance
romance is a chance
to dance and prance
is a chance
so  fancy pants
get out no doudt
you must
TAKE A CHANCE

Hipposoreassrex

There once was an ass at the zoo
Who went there sick with the flu
Let out a sneeze 
Said gee Louise
For in his pants he went poo
Form: Limerick

Urkel

roses are red
 violets are purple
pull up your pants
do the urkel
dance until
the moon comes out
learn the words
let them out
Form: Rhyme

Inocente

I just love to see women drool
Whenever I flash them my tool
With no song nor dance
I unzip my pants
Et voilà! It is April Fool!
Form: Limerick

Premium Member My Contst Pom

Climb to a high mountain shack
Pot and good **** in my pack
A hot Navy flick
A hot busty chick
My pants captain said, "Up stack!"
Form: Limerick

Hmmm

Is that writhing really a dance
Or does he have ants in his pants
You have the answer perchance
He’s taking his Can Can to France!
Form: Monorhyme

Money

it make tou dance
you take a chance
have ants in you pants
make people act funny
call you there bunny
with sweet honey
all about
MONEY

Premium Member Cougar

There was a man from France
Who was quite a handsome man 
Pursued by a cougar
He tried to lose her
But she still got in his pants!
Form: Limerick

Hot Pants Dance

Iit was a party
we got started
they come in
as it begin
as i  clance 
it was  a groove
too i tell you
it was  a
HOT PANTS DANCE

In Your Genes

A teenager goes to the dance
All swelled up with hopes of a chance
Makes an advance
Gets in her pants
Looks around for a new romance
Form: Limerick

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