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Clown Pants

Feeling a bit extra strange today Really can't imagine the reason Tightie whities maybe a little too tight Think maybe I'm overeating 3X most likely is my new size now Please keep this our little secret Sadly my diet plan has been a failure Was trying hard to be my sleekest I do possess other redeeming factors I can stand on my head and spit nickels Not impressed? Then how about this Can whistle a tune through my nipples It all comes back to my tightie whities The sooner I change 'em the better Think I'll convert to airy clown pants With polka dots, numbers and letters Say hello when the circus comes to town Can't miss me that's for damn sure With the big red nose I'll be wearing Looking so very mature!

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Date: 2/11/2024 6:56:00 AM
Smiling at the realities.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 2/11/2024 7:01:00 AM
Smiling' at the similarities!!! We're all made of the same stuff Dm!!!

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