Moggy Poems | Examples

Catastrophy

Cat locked out in the rain

Soggy 
Moggy

Cat uses litter tray

Tiddles
Piddles

Cat didn’t use litter tray

Cat shat
On mat


Cat wouldn't eat the new cat food

Fussy
Pussy

A Hodgepodge of Cat Footles

The Rodents’ Bane

Sphynx cats
jinx rats

A Most Unlikely Scenario

Shorthairs
court bears

Cat Catalogers

Shorthairs
sort wares

When Cats Go Formal

Bombay
Prom Day

Tranquil Lost Feline

Calm stray
Bombay

Detain the Cat

Waylay
Bombay

What Gangsta Cats Do

Rag Dolls
Snag Molls

A Cat Oration

Birman
Sermon

The Howling Sensations

*Main Coons
Feign tunes

Wet Mongrel Cat

Soggy
moggy

Sept. 15, 2022 
for a Brian Strand Premiere Choice Poetry Contest

*Note: This is name for a strong, large longhaired cat that is also very sweet. Maybe it's only known about in the USA??

Hot Day In July

A hot day in July

He stood in the shade of the awnings of a shop
closed for lunch, the street was nakedly empty
no breeze disturbed the fine sand of time.

A cat under a car was watching him intently
perhaps the cat’s owner was the shopkeeper
then a moggy doesn’t think it is.

Only two living things in the side street existed
he beckoned towards the feline that got up
jumped over a fence, disappeared from view.

The man sensed a scary chasm of loneliness
the sun shifted and took, the shade away, nothing
for it, he needed a drink.

A Morning Moment

A morning moment

The owner of a black cat
Sits on a chair by the open door, on the shady side of the road
Reading yesterday’s paper.
The moggy opens its eyes they are like a creamy zabaglione 
When I walk past.
The feline sees me then closes its eyes again.
The owner of the cat gets up with tail erect
Marches into the house 
The door closes
The man starts up his scooter drive off in a haze of sunlight.

Slither Away

Tas De Chieness beat The World's Greatest
When Gnawdia Knumbins used a Sunday Easterroll
To pin Lensett Phinestt at 17:00.

Herman Densewoods and "The Late night" Man of Mystery
Fought to a double dq.  The outside official called the match @ 15:51 referee told the official he couldn't control the action and the official condoned the decision.

"Axe Handle" Wesley Cobbs surprised an audience of 34,000 
When he out wrested  "Magnificent"Marlon Meanuios
 Look a abdoimal stretch made Cobbs victorious @ 19:57

Moggy Mandell and Elvis Ewing beat Sai Bulworth and  Fuji Sigh in a classic onefall bout. Team Number Onused a Tinsel City clothesline to best  Jarbournes Best @21:43

The main event saw
 "MainMan" Maddox Mark Lovechore and "The Masked Man" Mi Wife's Male Freind beat "Her Secret" Lover boy Kisser Longfellow and " Saturday Night " Melton Grifton
@22:19 Maddox used an off the toprope forearm
To gain the pinfall.

My Froggy Doggy Ty

Foggy

Moggy 

Soggy

Froggy

Moggy doggy is somewhat foggy

Plays in soggy mud, comes back froggy

8/7/2019



Poetry Contest: Your Turn For A Tyburn
Sponsored by: Charles Messina

Cats

Cats
We are looking
after a cat
it is white and yellowish.
I feed it and clean
 the litter box.
The catwalks around mewing
and shedding hair 
on sofas and beds.
I hate the ing cat it is
not friendly, sometimes the cat
go on the veranda on
the seventh floor
and it isn`t falling down.
I like a dog can bond with it
take it for a walk and they will not
hide in empty boxes 
or in your cupboard.
The lady ‘cat owner 
will come and pick up the moggy
her little wonder
today and it will not be missed.

The Mouser

The Mouser          
            
I friend of mine has an old moggy she says
help her to write successful books about suburban life,
big gardens and flowers; envious I tried to find
A cat had seen one outside the apartment building.
grabbed it and scratched but when I hit the pus
over the head with a stone until it lies still in my hands.
Next morning I fed it and gave it water the tabby had
left a pile on my Persian rug, while cleaning the mess
The feline sent an email to the protection of animals
and signed it with a paw, this incensed me so much 
I threw the cat out. 
A knock on my door it was the cat people about an email
I have no cat; they sniffed around not convinced, left.
In the evening a scratching on my door I knew it was
the bloody moggy, people knock on doors, opened it
slightly told it to  off, you said on me!
The cat said it was hungry and had nowhere to sleep,
but shut the door in its face I heard it take the lift down.
Next day I found the cat sleeping in a card box in 
the garage I reversed the car to scare it, but it ran out
spat: “I will report you, you heartless brute.”

About a Cat

ABOUT A CAT
 
 They found you at the bus stop in the bin.
  scraggy mog with unmatched staring eyes.
  The soaking fur made bones show through your skin.
  How could we all resist your plaintive cries. 

  We brought you home and loved you from that day                                                                                                                                                                                                     
  A tortoiseshell with absurd velvet ears.
  Remember how we taught you how to play
  And climb the trees to allay all your fears

  For eighteen years you clung to every heart. 
 Our feline friend from destination 'bin' 
 We  sorrowed when your time came  to depart 
 And watched as moggy heaven let you in
 Sleep well my friend beneath your favourite tree.
 There's a  hole in our hearts where you should be.

catherine wilson
 2018
MY FIRST ATTEMPT AT A SONNET

I,S,A,M

I Saw A Mouse.

There's a mouse in the corner by the bathroom door.
I'm sure it's the same one I saw the night before.
With his cute pink round ears and his whiskers askew
we'll nab him  and catch him before our cat see's him to.

We'll find him a new home somewhere outdoors
and keep him safe from our moggies claws.
I know there's a hollow in our big old oak tree.
We shall make him a nest so it's safe he shall be.

For if our moggy sees him he will kill him no doubt.
He will chase him until that poor mouse heart gives out.
So yes, come it's up to you and me
to make him a nest in our big old oak tree.

Tales of Tiddles

Tiddles didn’t really like the new cat food

Fussy 
Pussy

The result of the new cat food

Tiddles
Piddles 

BUT THEN ….

Squitty
Kitty

Tiddles returns from a long walk in the rain

Soggy 
Moggy


Contented Cat when towel dried

Purry
Furry


Any theme two liner – March 2017 Standard Contest
Sponsored by Brian Strand

03~18~17

Death In the Forenoon

Death In The afternoon  

The field mouse 
 So dolce
Sleeping in 
A blue flower 
The woman who took 
This adorable picture
Also had a
 Moggy
On the sofa it poured 
And the lady will
 Never know 
What the cat did to 
The mouse
As there are things
 Cats do not care 
Divulge 
To us sensitive humans

Assembly

A mere whisper of a mortal is a card on a tree. Unopened. Oh what godly prowess is occurring at this time. At this the thistle of time where Theremins and terrapins catch thermometers in spins. Justification is rife. Short day is not a short night and a large whale in a pram or a cot cannot join large amounts of watered down conversation. Move not a mingling mangy moggy into a sack of potatoes as fish is the prefered diet for many of a meow meow. And next the time for the bouncy sun to call upon the planets laden with dinner trays. And all this whilst the giggling goo goo berries are in line formation. Monetary mingling making messy musical mirages. And pus. Yes pus.  Oyster. Mr Oliver Oyster does not appreciate such dreadful catatonic category codes. So don't wash dishes in a four foot ball gown. Rapid is the eye that moves thrice. And circles a planetarium. Good isn't it?. Clever isn't it. Very structured isn't it? But when a ring donut carries a pixie on a hot day to a castle it is said there is much whistling. And a bird laughing in a tree. Dance. Good. Goodnight equals good afternoon and also good morning as an aura salutes an aura. Reconfiguration Z

Cloudy Dreams

Clouds on Dreams 
To believe what we see is often a fallacy on a video 
a rat attacked a cat; the moggy scared ran away but was it so 
I think not video and pictures can be doctored so we are 
left with a sceptical mind
Yet in the Sahara, I saw in the sky a ship sailing upside down 
I know what I saw yet it was a mirage so therefore I can
talk about it without being made fun of like the day I saw 
a flying elephant it was slow and met a crocodile
 that loved me, of course, it was a mirage
That is why I`m fearless telling you this; you will think mirages, 
was whisky involved? 
There mere suggestion will send me into a rage and I will 
never speak to you again.
The cat ashamed, turned around and killed the rat, just in case 
you were curious. In the world, the strongest win just looks to Brazil  
and what the heck was I doing in the Sahara?

Whose Laughing Meow

I went skipping down the street
using a pussycat
One hand near his teeth
the other down his back.

I spun him round and round
while all the people wail
Put that poor ole cat down
Or at least hold him by the tail.

What the people thought of me
I really didn't care
That's the last time that moggy
gave me an evil stare.

He bullied me daily, with language that's coarse
He said i walk gayly, I woke necks to a horse
He'd often trail me, and shag my tortoise
Words used to fail me, but now no remorse.

He'd get the cheese out of the traps for the mice
I caught him doing it twice
I warned him don't make it thrice
But he's like a gambler throwing his dice,
  Ahhh, bless his little cries.....

As i grabbed him near the teeth
Nearly put my finger in his pass
He almost did a sheet
As his belly grazed the grass.

I spun him round and round
while jumping over him
Mum would be proud
It's like going to the gym.

Like a car, I rode him for an hour
I flung him real far, he landed in some flowers
He looked like a furry shooting star, and it's he now who does cower
Perhaps i don't have a heart, but I do need a shower!

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